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GO WHERE YOUR HEART TAKES YOU !
WHERE EVER IT..MAY BE ?
IF YOU..DO NOT FOLLOW IT
OVER...

WHO NEED"S ENEMIES !
WITH FRIEND,S LIKE YOU !
I,VE KNOWN YOU A LONG TIME !
I THOUGHT...

WE ARE ALL A BIT BONKERS
ON THIS COSMO SITE !
NO CHANCE OF BOREDOM!
MORE A CHANCE OF...

I,M BEING CARRIED OFF
TO THE FUNNY FARM!
SO. I CAN DO
NO-ONE NO HARM!
IN THIS...

I BET YOU,VE NEVER
SEEN A FOOT LIKE THIS !
IT REALLY IS FREAK N"
TAKING THE PISS!!!?...

ARENT WE A HANDSOME FAMILY ?!
WE,VE ALL GOT THE SAME TRAIT!
CATERPILLAR MOUSTACHES!!
...

IT DOES HELP TOO
HAVE EYES ON YA ARSE!
& WHEN YA TAIL
BECOMES YA NOSE !
AT...

SOME-TIMES THE MOST ORDINARY THINGS!
ARE JUST..SIMPLY THAT!
BUT..WHEN YOU FIND
THAT...

CLEAN THE WINDOW,S
OF MY SOUL!
& POLISH UP
MY WHOLE EYE BALL!
THEN PERHAPS...

" JIMMY ANSWER ME PLEASE "! I BEGGED!
" WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR EGG!"
SOME-ONE CRACKED YOU...

I,M THE BIGGEST DOLL
IN THE TOY BOX !
I WEAR HIGH HEELS !
NOT FLATS & SOX!
...

"I,VE MADE A BIT OF PIG OF MYSELF !
WITH CIDER MADE FROM APPLES FROM MY ORCHARD!
DONT TELL...

WOULD YOU CARE TOO
TAKE A SEAT !
LIFT UP THE CUSHION !
& GIVE ME YOUR MEAT!...

I,M A STEPFORD WIFE!
I SMILE ALL OF THE TIME!
I WISH I COULD TAKE A BREAK!?
COS.MY...

YOUR COCK FITS INSIDE ME
AS IF ITS MADE TO MEASURE
IT FITS JUST LIKE A GLOVE
&...

I,M NOT A HAPPY POP-EYE!
OLIVE OIL.HAS SAID BYE-BYE!
SHE GOT ALL SHIRTY
WHICH IS WHY....

I KNEW MY CUPID
WOULD BE A FAT - FUCKER !?
BY A MILE HE MISSED
COS..HE WAS SO PISSED...