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GIRL POWER ! (...

GIRL POWER ! ( INTERNATIONAL WOMEN,S DAY!)X

IT,S INTERNATIONAL WOMEN,S DAY TODAY !
ATTENTION TO US.YOU MUST PAY !
YOU MUST DO EVERYTHING...

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DEPRESSION.. ESSEX STYLE !?X

DEPRESSION.. ESSEX STYLE !?X

I PAINT A SMILE UPON MY FACE
EVERY SINGLE DAY..OR SOMEONE
DOES IT FOR ME..JUST SO
LONG...

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HURRY UP..HARRY !?X

HURRY UP..HARRY !?X

THE THAMES HAS BURST IT,S BANKS!
WHILST THE QUEEN
WAS IN RESIDANCE!
HEADS WILL ROLL...

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PURR.." HEAR ME ROAR !...

PURR.." HEAR ME ROAR !"?X

"& YOUR GONNA HEAR ME ROAR!
YEAH..YEAH GIVE ME SOME MORE
MAKE THIS SWEET PUSSY
...

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4 CRAZY ACE"S !?X

4 CRAZY ACE"S !?X

WERE THE 4 CRAZY ACE,S!
WITH DIFFERENT SHAPED FACES!
WERE LEADER,S OF THE PACK!
WERE...

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THE DEVIL,S ..MARK !?X

THE DEVIL,S ..MARK !?X

YOU HAVE THE ..DEVIL.S MARK !
ENGRAVED UPON YOUR HEAD!
THE CLASSIC 3 6"S THAT
TOGETHER...

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LOVEY DOVEY !?X

LOVEY DOVEY !?X

STAY JUST LIKE THAT!
NOW.THERE,S A LOVE!
I NEED SOME OF
YOUR LOVEY DOVE!
JUST 5...

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NO CHOICE !?X

NO CHOICE !?X

I LOVED YOU FOR YOU !
NOT FOR WHAT YOU,VE GOT !
& ALTHOUGH YOU NEVER
GAVE ME...

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NO-ONE EAT,S ..MY GRANMA !...

NO-ONE EAT,S ..MY GRANMA !?X ( RE-WRITE)

THE BIG BAD WOLF
TRIED TO EAT GRANMA !
SO..I WACKED HIM
WIITH THIS BAT
&...

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WAKE-UP..CALL !?X ( RE...

WAKE-UP..CALL !?X ( RE WRITE!")

HEY GUYS.. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT !?
THANK GOD..WE,VE REACHED THE END !
COS YOU LOT...

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RAMPANT RABBIT ( RE-WRITE!) ?X

RAMPANT RABBIT ( RE-WRITE!) ?X

I,VE BEEN TRICKED BY A RABBIT !
WHILST PLAYING STRIP POKER !
HE,D MADE A DEAL WITH THE PACK...

Poem -

" THE ..BEAST !?X "

" THE ..BEAST !?X "

DROP THE BLUE TOWEL
& RELEASE THE BEAST!
THERE,S MORE THAN ENOUGH
MEAT .THERE FOR...

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I,VE SEEN SOME WEIRD SHIT ....

I,VE SEEN SOME WEIRD SHIT ..DOT !?X

I,VE SEEN SOME SHIT DOROTHY. LET ME TELL YOU !?
WE BOTH HAVE I KNOW ,BUT YOU WONT
BELEIVE...

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X" TRA.. BED-ROOM...

X" TRA.. BED-ROOM BONKER,S !?X

IF..? YOU EXPECT A PERSON WITH DEPRESSION !!
TO DO AN IMPOSSIBLE DEED!!!!
ALL THAT DOES. IS...

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FINGERS..BURNT !?X

FINGERS..BURNT !?X

WHY DID I THINK IT WAS MORE THAN IT WAS!?
WHAT CAN I SAY..BUT IM SOZ
TRIED IT & LOVED IT...

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SQUEW WIFF !?X

SQUEW WIFF !?X

O.M.G I FEEL ALL SQUEW WIFF!?
AFTER PLUTO BROUGHT ME
THIS WELL LOADED SPLIFF!
HE TOLD...

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TRUE......OR BLUE !?X

TRUE......OR BLUE !?X

WHAT ! HAVE I GONE & DONE !
WANTING,WISHING & WAITING SO LONG!
I THOUGHT IN MY HEAD...