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WE ARE ALL FEELING THE LOVE ON COSMO!
DOES THAT MAKE US..A BUNCH OF WEIRDO.S??
WE ALL WANT TO...

BADA.BING.BADA BOOM !
LOOK OUT GUY,S & GIRL.S!
TRACY" IS IN THE ROOM!
BADA,BOOM.....

HOW MANY FACES
DOES ONE PERSON OWN!?
HOW MANY FACE,S
THAT THEY OWN.ARE SHOWN!?
...

WHEN YOUR FEELING UNLOVED !?
& YOUR HEART IS ON THE FLOOR!
NOT ONLY. DO THEY NOT LOVE YOU...

SLURP..HIC,,BURP ..OOP,S!
I THINK I,VE HAD.......
WAY TOO MANY SCOOP.S!
CHOP...CHOP...

I WISH.. I HAD A FRIEND EXACTLY LIKE ME!
KIND,CARING,FUN & FULL OF COURTESY!!
EVERY ONE...

" HI MY NAME IS NORM
I KNOW I,M A BIT OF A GORM!
I MAY BE A BIT OF A GEEK!
BUT..IT,S...

YOU GIVE ME BUTTERFLIES IN MY BELLY!
TURN MY WOBBLEY LEGS,TO JELLY!
TURN MY DESIRE INTO A...

I,VE COMPROMISED MYSELF SO MUCH!
ALL TO MAKE YOU HAPPY !
DONE THING,S I,D NEVER DO SO SOON!...

I LOVE MEAL-TIME,S GETTING COVERED IN GOO!
I HAVE A WAIL OF A TIME ! I REALLY REALLY DO !
...

I,M ONLY AS BIG AS THIS DAFFODIL!
BECAUSE. I,M A MICRO PIG!
THEY GAVE ME A MAGIC PILL!...

JAMES BOND HAS BEEN GOING FOR 50 YEARS!
THERE,S BEEN A LOT OF BLOOD SWEAT & TEAR,S!
...

PROTECT ME FROM EVIL !
LEAD ME TO LOVE !
GRANT ME MY WISHES
FROM HIM UP ABOVE!
...

MY DOG..HE JUST WONT LET ME BE!
TRYING..TO CHILLAX IN THE GARDEN!
THE BALL KEEPS L;ANDING IN...

FRIEND-SHIP ISN,T A BIG THING !
IT,S A MILLION LITTLE THING,S !
WHETHER YOUR FRIEND-SHIP...

ROBIN THICKE,S LINES ARE NO LONGER BLURRED!
HE,S DITCHED HIS PAULA PATTON. FORMING QUITE A PATTERN...

MY LIFE,S GOING DOWN THE TOILET!
WELL PAST THE U BEND !
MY FAMILY IS FALLING APART
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