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FATHER...NATURE

FATHER...NATURE

MOTHER NATURE,S HUSBAND!
IS..AS POWERFUL AS HER!
HE.LL WHIP UP & DESTROY,S YA
...

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THE FALSE PROPHET...RETURNS...

THE FALSE PROPHET...RETURNS!!?X

YOU,VE INVITED THE DEVIL
BACK INTO THIS FAMILY!
WHEN. IT TOOK ME FOR
EVER.TO GET HIM...

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A FIST.. FULL OF FRED !?x

A FIST.. FULL OF FRED !?x

" WHAT DO YA MEAN!"
PETER PALMER....
" TALK TO THE HAND?!"
" I COULD PUNCH YOUR...

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ZAG & ZIT !?X

ZAG & ZIT !?X

WHERE THE FUCK DID
THIS ZIT COME FROM !?
IT WERENT THERE WHEN
I PUT MY MAKE-UP ON !...

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CLEVER ... PROFESSOR TREVOR...

CLEVER ... PROFESSOR TREVOR !?X

AT LAST..I,VE FOUND A FORMULA
FOR ETERNAL YOUTH
IT,S TOOK ME 60 YEARS!
IT,S GONNA GO...

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CUTE..BUT STUPID !?X

CUTE..BUT STUPID !?X

IT,S CUTE SOME HOW
HOW..STUPID YOU ARE !?
YOU ACT AS IF
YOUR 5 YEARS OLD!
BUT.....

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AN..EARLY LESSON !?X

AN..EARLY LESSON !?X

LOOK DOWN THERE. BUT BE AWARE
THAT I,M ONLY YOUNG YET!
& HAVE YET TO GROW HAIR!?
...

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WHOOP,S !?X

WHOOP,S !?X

" I WARNED YOU NOT TO
KEEP SLAGGING OFF
MY AUNTIE BETTIE!"
" NOW LOOK WHAT YOU,VE...

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KISS.. MY ARSE !?X

KISS.. MY ARSE !?X

" KISS MY ARSE BABY !"
THAT CANT GET ANY HIGHER!
THATS THE LAST TIME
YOU WILL KISS IT...

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M"RS ..LOONEY TUNE !?X

M"RS ..LOONEY TUNE !?X

IF..YOUR LATE FATHER
KNEW THE THINGS
THAT I KNOW
ABOUT YOUR FIANCE
INTENDED FOR...

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NAME THAT TUNE ..!?X

NAME THAT TUNE ..!?X

" WHY HUNNY
I KNOW YOUR
A WONDERFUL PIANIST"!
BUT. STOP TINKLING
THEM IVORIES....

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STUPID CUPID !?X

STUPID CUPID !?X

NO-BODY...LOVES ME !!?
TODAY FOR SURE!?
NO VALENTINE MESSAGES!
ANY-WHERE NEAR MY DOOR...

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ALL.DOLLED -UP !?X

ALL.DOLLED -UP !?X

" DO YOU GET A KICK-OUT
OF HURTING ME !?"
" I,VE GOT ALL DOLLED-UP
IN MY SEXY NEGLIGEE...

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" HOLY..HUNNY !"?X

" HOLY..HUNNY !"?X

HOLY SHIT POOH!
WHAT WAS IN
THAT HUNNY !?!?
I JUST LOVE
EVERY-ONE &
...

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To My Aunt In Heaven On Her...

As I looked up at the stars last night

I saw a star that burned quite bright

I knew it was...

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WHAT USE !?.....X

WHAT USE !?.....X

" WHAT BLOODY USE
IS THIS.. TOO ME!?"
THO. IT MIGHT MAKE
A GOOD SUPPOSITORY!?
...

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W.O.W.- Z.E.R.!?X

W.O.W.- Z.E.R.!?X

W.O.W.- Z.E.R.!? FIONA!
WHERE DID YA LEARN
THEM TRICKS ON ME BONER !?
I,VE NEVER FELT...