MOTHER NATURE,S HUSBAND! IS..AS POWERFUL AS HER! HE.LL WHIP UP & DESTROY,S YA ...
YOU,VE INVITED THE DEVIL BACK INTO THIS FAMILY! WHEN. IT TOOK ME FOR EVER.TO GET HIM...
" WHAT DO YA MEAN!" PETER PALMER.... " TALK TO THE HAND?!" " I COULD PUNCH YOUR...
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WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS ZIT COME FROM !? IT WERENT THERE WHEN I PUT MY MAKE-UP ON !...
AT LAST..I,VE FOUND A FORMULA FOR ETERNAL YOUTH IT,S TOOK ME 60 YEARS! IT,S GONNA GO...
IT,S CUTE SOME HOW HOW..STUPID YOU ARE !? YOU ACT AS IF YOUR 5 YEARS OLD! BUT.....
LOOK DOWN THERE. BUT BE AWARE THAT I,M ONLY YOUNG YET! & HAVE YET TO GROW HAIR!? ...
" I WARNED YOU NOT TO KEEP SLAGGING OFF MY AUNTIE BETTIE!" " NOW LOOK WHAT YOU,VE...
" KISS MY ARSE BABY !" THAT CANT GET ANY HIGHER! THATS THE LAST TIME YOU WILL KISS IT...
IF..YOUR LATE FATHER KNEW THE THINGS THAT I KNOW ABOUT YOUR FIANCE INTENDED FOR...
" WHY HUNNY I KNOW YOUR A WONDERFUL PIANIST"! BUT. STOP TINKLING THEM IVORIES....
NO-BODY...LOVES ME !!? TODAY FOR SURE!? NO VALENTINE MESSAGES! ANY-WHERE NEAR MY DOOR...
" DO YOU GET A KICK-OUT OF HURTING ME !?" " I,VE GOT ALL DOLLED-UP IN MY SEXY NEGLIGEE...
HOLY SHIT POOH! WHAT WAS IN THAT HUNNY !?!? I JUST LOVE EVERY-ONE & ...
As I looked up at the stars last night
I saw a star that burned quite bright
I knew it was...
" WHAT BLOODY USE IS THIS.. TOO ME!?" THO. IT MIGHT MAKE A GOOD SUPPOSITORY!? ...
W.O.W.- Z.E.R.!? FIONA! WHERE DID YA LEARN THEM TRICKS ON ME BONER !? I,VE NEVER FELT...