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BENNY..GOES BANANA.S !?X

BENNY..GOES BANANA.S !?X

AUDREY..THE STRAWBERRY
& CLAIRE.. THE PEAR!
GOT THE SHOCK OF
THEIR LIVES
...

Poem -

PIGGY-PUSS !?X

PIGGY-PUSS !?X

I,M A BABY PINK PIGLET
MADE FOR THE SEA!
I,M THE CUTEST BREED!?
THAT YOU EVER DID SEE...

Poem -

THROB...X

THROB...X

EVERY TIME I THINK OF YOU
I GET FANNY THROB !?
MY MUSCLES PULSE GENTLY!
INSIDE ME.AT...

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Poem -

LOVE IS..BLIND !?X

LOVE IS..BLIND !?X

I KNOW WE MET FOR A REASON!
THO I,M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS !?
I,M CERTAIN OF 1 THING THO!...

Poem -

OOOH MY..MR GREY !?X

OOOH MY..MR GREY !?X

MY OOOH MY..MR GREY!?
" WHAT YA GONNA
DO TO ME TODAY!?
NOW YOU,VE TIED
ME UP...

Poem -

BE ..A MAN !?X

BE ..A MAN !?X

ARE YOU JUST GONNA LET ME GO !?
DESPITE. ALL THAT YOU DO KNOW!?
I,VE NEVER FELT THIS...

Poem -

3RD TIME ..UNLUCKY !?X

3RD TIME ..UNLUCKY !?X

A FAMILY MEMBER OF MINE
COLLECTS WEDDING RING,S
LIKE THEIR GOING OUT OF FASH!?
YOUR...

Poem -

DOLLY DAY-DREAMER !?X

DOLLY DAY-DREAMER !?X

ALL DRESSED UP
& NO-WHERE TO GO!?
GOT ME BEST DRESS ON
BUT.. GOT NO ARMS THO!...

Poem -

SMOKING..HOT !?X

SMOKING..HOT !?X

SMOKING IS NOT BAD FOR YOU!?
IT,S A COCK N BULL STORY!
I,M NOT ASHAMED OF IT
IN FACT...

Poem -

BIG BOUNCEY BARBIE !?X

BIG BOUNCEY BARBIE !?X

" COME ON BARBIE!
TELL US.NO LIES!"
"YOU HAVE EATEN
ALL THE PIE,S !"
NOW YOU,VE...

Poem -

BLOODY HOUSE-WORK !?X

BLOODY HOUSE-WORK !?X

HOUSE-WORK & CHORES ARE NEVER ENDING !
NO SOONER.. HAVE YA DONE IT!
IT NEED,S BLOODY...

Poem -

WORD PLAY !?X

WORD PLAY !?X

YOU ASK ME. WHY I HAVEN,T GOT A BLOKE !?
HAVE YOU ANY IDEA. WHAT THOSE WORDS EVOKE!?
WHILE I,...

Poem -

AERIAL GETS...LA. INKED !?X

AERIAL GETS...LA.  INKED !?X

I BUMPED INTO KAT VON D
WHILE I WAS ON MY HOLIDAY!
IN LA ..SHE PERSUADED ME
TO HAVE A...

Poem -

NO MONEY MATTER !?X

NO MONEY MATTER !?X

IT MATTERS NOT
OF YOUR WEALTH!
MONEY CANNOT
BUY.GOOD HEALTH
IT,S NOT TO...

Poem -

OOP,S SORRY MUMMY !?X

OOP,S SORRY MUMMY !?X

OOP,S I,M SO SORRY MUMMY!
I JUST COULDNT WAIT
& BEFORE I KNEW IT
IT WAS.WAY TOO...

Poem -

LIKELY TO BLOW !?X

LIKELY TO BLOW !?X

I,M A CRAZY FROG!
WITH A REAL HOT-DOG
I WILL HAVE TA DIP
IT IN THE SNOW
OR.....

Poem -

MY PARTY TRICK !?X

MY PARTY TRICK !?X

I,M A CRAZY FROG!
I LOVE TA
PLAY WITH MY KNOB!
IF..I PULL IT AS
FAST AS THIS...