18+

COME ON GUY,S!
PLAY THE GAME !
THIS GLOBAL WARMING
IS BECOMING INSANE!
STOP....

THIS IS THE LIFE FOR ME!
AINT GOT A CARE OR WORRY!
MY GIRL IS GROOMING ME
LOOKING FOR...

THE MYSTERY IS .BEHIND THE MASK !
THAT SIT,S UP-ON MY CUTE ARSE!
BEHIND THE MASK MY DESTINY...

THE ULTIMATE PUSSY DELIGHT
COULD GIVE YOUR PUSSY
SUCH A FRIGHT!?
PRESENTED TO YOU...

HOW MANY MORE FROG,S
MUST. A PRINCESS KISS !?
THEY MAY BE ALL
VERY WELL DRESSED!...

V alient is what you should
be ..to be my man !
A stonishing ..is what you should
...

I,M FUCK N WORN OUT !
FROM LEAVING A TRAIL!
I,VE RUN OUT OF JUICE!
& I,M A...

IF. YOUR TONGUE COULD TALK !
I WONDER HOW MANY KNOTCHES!
ON YA BED POST THAT
HAVE BEEN...

MY MUM TELL.S ME
I,VE GOT A FACE
THAT ONLY
A MOTHER COULD LOVE !?
SHE TELL.S ME...

IF..BABIES WERE BORN
AS SMALL.AS THIS!?
GIVING BIRTH WOULD
BE A PIECE OF PISS !?...

HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN IN LOVE
WITH SOME-ONE
YOU THOUGHT YOU
KNEW..THEN IN
...

IT,S GONNA TAKE A CHAIN SAW!
TO ..REACH THAT HEART OF YOURS
CUT RIGHT THROUGH
UNTIL...

LOVE IS ..A FUNNY THING!?
WHETHER YOUR AN OUTSIDER !?
OR.YOU WEAR THEIR RING !?
...

The day of the tour quickly arrived
They gathered at the factory gates
Their Invitations said...

"HOW MANY MORE PRESS UP,S!?
HAVE I GOT TO DO !"?
" TO PROVE THAT I,M
MAN ENOUGH ..FOR...

I KNEW MY OPPORTUNITY WOULD COME
SO TAKE ONE UP THE BUM!
3 SPEARS YOU,VE STABBED
IN MY...

Willy Wanka's condom factory
Was the biggest one around
They made every shape and flavour...