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I GAVE BIRTH TO MY DAUGHTER
26 YEARS AGO TODAY!
8.40 AM SHE ARRIVED IN THIS WORLD!
...

ABOUT.MY EXTRA BED-ROOM!?
THAT,S AN EXTENSION
OF MY HOME !
ALL OF A SUDDEN MY 7 x 9!...

" I KNOW I CANT SEE YOU
BECAUSE.OF MY HAIR !"
" BUT PLEASE EXCEPT THIS
FLOWER CLAIRE...

I MUST HAVE BEEN THE
GEEKIEST KID THAT
YOU.DID EVER SEE!?
MY HAIR HAD A MIND
OF...

I,M OFF TO BREAK DANCING CLASS!
I LOVE TO SPIN ON MY ARSE!
I,VE BEEN DOING THIS
SINCE...

I KNOW MY FATHER,S A JUDGE!
BUT..THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH!
I DIDN,T THINK
HIS WIG WAS REAL...

I KNOW I,M ONLY A PUP!
BUT.. I FOUND THIS BEER OPEN
& I THOUGHT I,D HAVE A SUP!?
...

BAD GIRL.S DO...
& THEY DONT REGRET IT !?
BAD GIRL.S DO....
& YA WONT FORGET...

My shagging days are over

My pilot lights gone out

What used to fire like a hosepipe...

WE,RE THE HAPPIEST JELLY BABIES!
THAT,YOU WILL EVER FIND!
WE,RE GREY UNTIL
WE ARE BORN...

I,M MELVYN..THE MONKEY!
CHEEKEY,S.WHAT I AM!
I,M A VERY CHEEKEY MONKEY!
COS.THAT IS...

I,M TRYING TO START A NEW TREND!
GOD ONLY KNOWS.. WHERE IT WILL END !?
I,M DRIVING MUM &...

MY COVER,S BEEN BLOWN !
I,M FALLING APART!
THE PIECE,S OF MY JIGSAW!
ARE.GOING BACK TO...

ALL GOOD THING.S AREN,T
MADE OF GLITTER !?
AS MANY..HAVE FOUND
OUT.FROM BEING...

EYE,S DOWN..LOOK IN !
REMEMBER..WHAT!
IT IS..YOU,VE READ!
IT,S WHAT CALLED..LEARNING...

ALL..THAT KNOWLEDGE UNDER YOUR HAT !
ALL...THOSE WORDS THAT ARE IN YOUR HEAD!?
ALL..GOT .LOST...

I,M IN NO STATE. TO MOVE FROM HERE!?
I CANT STAY & I CANT GO !!
I SUFFER FROM DEPRESSSION...