Accident

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Oh Mercy Me!!🥲

Oh Mercy Me!!🥲

Drip, drop, drip, drop

There it goes again

Plip, plop, plip, plop

Isn’t it a pain...

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Kombucha trilogy with chia...

Kombucha trilogy with chia seeds spells molotov cocktail

(particularly when nursed at room temperature)

I learned that Kombucha
best be kept...

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Booth made famous on April...

Sic semper tyrannis ad mortem

Booth made famous on April 15th, MDCCCLXV...

("Thus always I bring death to tyrants").

Ever since early forerunners
of twenty first...

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Chief garbage taster as...

Chief garbage taster as fifth grade Halloween gag

at Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School
As a Halloween costume,
one year during early grade...

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The Dead Hamster

The Dead Hamster

My stepdaughter's hamster was killed by a mouse trap.
My wife was so angry at me that she gave me a...

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Read The Small Print

Read The Small Print

They didn't tell you how to make love properly,
there was no mention of who would get property,...

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On Autopilot 🥲

On Autopilot 🥲

Turning my head around to see where I had been

I had no recollection of those three miles of...

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One Hour (10-1-21)

One Hour one poem
Two Hours I'm annoyed
Three Hours I feel the void

Four Hours wonder...

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Off the beaten track

Off the beaten track

A plethora of attention
focused on twentieth anniversary
regarding terrorist attacks
...

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The Streaking of the Pearl

The Streaking of the Pearl

Cold
Its breath
Like fingers
Crawling
Up the walls
Up the walls
...

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Still reeling (albeit...

keys to apartment and 2009 Hyundai Sonata went missing

Still reeling (albeit figuratively) after amidst realization...

Yesterday August tenth year
two thousand and twenty one,
I experienced blitzkrieg of...

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She Was Only Experimenting

She Was Only Experimenting

When God made man,
She was only experimenting.

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Broken

A life forever changed

Broken

Parts of me are broken and will never be the same.
Pieces lost and damaged and that's how they'll...

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A man

He’s not what I want and technically not I wish, but to be Granted a man with no chest and not wearing a...

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Melancholia

Can I be flamboyant
In my self depreciation
In my raucous play on words
Superceding...

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Melancholia

Can I be flamboyant
In my self depreciation
In my raucous play on words
Superceding...