Accident

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How it is (7-11-21)

Not to be explained
rarely contained
I refrain
In the thoughts of my membrane
...

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Bittersweet symphonies🥲

Bittersweet symphonies🥲

And as a choir of chirping birds sweetly sang symphonies of a melody

Church bells serenaded...

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Clara lost her marbles 🤣

Clara lost her marbles 🤣

Clumsy Clara lost her marbles as she dropped them on the floor

Claras marbles, round and colourful...

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Peter piddles puddles 🤣

Peter piddles puddles 🤣

Peter the pied piper piddled on the path

Said peter’s partner Paula “Are you having’ a laugh!!”...

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I Accidentally Killed Luke...

This poem was inspired by "Star Wars".

I Accidentally Killed Luke Skywalker

When Luke Skywalker visited our planet and my restaurant, he died.
Chewbacca and Leia were furious...

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Eeeh A & E 😱

Eeeh A & E 😱

I was sitting lost betwixt my bubbles penning my poem

Sat looking out of my conservatory windows...

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Have I (5-4-21)

Did I do most of grunt work
Aching till my head hurts
Could I have lost my way by thoughts of...

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Common (4-28-21)

Maybe too normal as all others
Doing the same thing
like a robot in a factory
Going...

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Long in the tooth male doth...

his woebegone damn dental daze today May 5th, 2021

Long in the tooth male doth recount, reflect, reimagine...

No particular rhyme nor reason
garden variety indentured flunky (me)
revisits his salmagundi...

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An Example

(. things other people do that stays impregnated in your psychi)

Jane Ayre.
it's a classic. ...
I watch the tale unfold,
poor girl was never
...

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THE DISAPPEARING PANDA

The worried look on the zookeeper's face
Something was definitely out of place
Usually in a...

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Untitled (3-26-21)

Free to style,best to smile though sitting around awhile
pondering what to say, do, write, heed...

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Jumbled as I tumbled ?

Jumbled as I tumbled ?

Weaving threaded tapestries woven amidst my mahoosive mind

I ponder within reveries that have...

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CUT

Slicing up vegetables he encountered a disaster
His finger was cut and he hadn't a plaster
...

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...Knit one row...purl...

...Knit one row...purl another...🤣

She started to knit a sock with a green ball of wool..

...Knit one row...purl another.. .unwinding...

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Anticlimactic mood after...

Anticlimactic mood after February 18th, 2021 snow storm subsided

I hate spoiler alert
regarding weather forecasters prediction,
especially when meteorologist...