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DEAR RESIDENTS

Dear Residents...

How is everything going?

Good I hope...

You wanted it crowded...

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WIN WIN WIN

WIN WIN WIN

Your wish came true...

I'm very happy for you...

I hope you get all you deserve...

...

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C'mon Gimme A Botox...

C'mon Gimme A Botox Smile!

Before you engage in bacchanalia
with this sixty four year old,
married Caucasian male,...

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On wanting to become a...

On wanting to become a Norwegian bachelor farmer

I (Matthew Scott Harris, a nineteen seventy seven Methacton alum, and an eccentric and opportunistic...

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prevaricated mildly graphic...

prevaricated mildly graphic blurb

I (for half life of mine,
aa Norwegian bachelor farmer)
crafts gonadal venal zest
...

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REASONABLE DOUBT

REASONABLE DOUBT

Could this have been just part of an act?

A distraction?

​​​​​​If we were in Court and you...

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SPEED UP THE BS

SPEED UP THE BS

This is getting boring now...

​​​​​​There's only so many ways to fight...

So many ways to...

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Prune juice as effective...

Prune juice as effective emetic

Brainstorming yields casting
the following plumbline
netting genetic, italic, kinetic,...

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SMALL TALK

SMALL TALK

Courses for young adults for them to learn Small Talk?

​​​​Is it supposed to help with conversation...

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FELL UNDER THE SPELL

FELL UNDER THE SPELL

Your plan was flawless...

Worked like a charm...

You made the people believe that you were...

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HOLY SPIRIT

EVIL CONVULSIONS

HOLY SPIRIT

Please come and guide us...

Please give us the protection only you can give...

Fix our...

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Literary Experts

Literary Experts

It's easy to pooh pooh and dismiss everything out of hand,
clutching at straws with the zig-zag...

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WEIRD CLAIM

WEIRD CLAIM

I have heard crazy names of Towns...

Strange names for people...

Some neighborhoods make...

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ARE YOU JUMPING UP and DOWN?

ARE YOU JUMPING UP and DOWN?

Banks are closing...

ATM'S are being removed?

Have you heard anything about that?

...

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DRAFT FREAKOUT

THEY SAY IT'S NOT TRUE

A guy voted for this from the Gen Z group...

​​​​​​He said he's going to run for the hills......

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CHILDISH

CHILDISH

TIC
A
C
TOE

WE USED TO BE X’s & O’s

TIC
A
C...

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When We Were Young

When We Were Young

Nothing mattered, every day was like gay abandon,
you had a free roof, trouble was you had to learn...