Age

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Less than impressed

A new poem

Things are much less impressive
Than when I was younger

Now that I'm older and can start to...

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Vice President Elect...

Vice President Elect Alexandria Ocasio Cortez - 2024

Uncertain if my one man pep rally appeals to thee most amazing, daring, grueling... youngest aspirant to...

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My Ode To Parkinson’s

My Ode To Parkinson’s

Parkinson’s is the most dreadful disease,
My legs want to move, but my feet….they just freeze!...

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Arena

If the world was an arena
There'd be a statue of you at the centre,
Cracked and crumbling and...

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The Gabrielle poems

The Gabrielle poems

1.
Expectations read
Situation unrest
Reptilian instant...

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Who is/was Jamie Ashworth?

Written roundabout October 31st 2017,
yet nary a handy dandy blue's clue
Jimmy Neutron...

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Home

All these years
I'm kept on the path
By a dream ---

Everyone I meet
Stops the...

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A song called Delta lady

Please don't ask how many times I found you Standing wet...

An image always invokes for me a young Delta,
Naked under the sprinkler on the lawn in an Aussie...

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Argh, I ne'er got...

Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!?

Once upon a time yours truly did allow
himself to consume anything in sight
eats of mine in...

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Clockwork

Clockwork

Getting stoned since 7th grade, I will laugh, and I will behave, what if we just reincarnate? Wake me up in...

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LONG DESECASED BROTHER

BROTHER

LONG DESECASED BROTHER

My dog has fleas my friend has grease
There is greenery to the scenery I am a brother and I have a...

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LOVES SHORT SONG

She owned a diamond mine
shielded behind her eyes
the lips that quoted Jesus
...

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Pick up my phone

pick up my phone....
Hello,,,, pick up my phone,,

My first fruit pick up my phone,...

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“The Hen House”

“The Hen House”

Cooped within ancient bodies,
this inhabitant dwells amongst an elder net
of crabby,...

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Seaward

Seaward
I relish this clash of titans
only existing in the mist
Aphrodite Artemis and...

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The best looking girl

The best looking girl
You saw on the street today
Had a bald head,

Glasses and you...

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UNASSAILABLE

The point of dreams is to color our lives
To restore the magic
To revive the lustre
To...