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Awaken in the Night

I can not sleep, I hear voices in the night, they are looking for me
My dreams stop still when I...

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Lifting one’s spirits 🤣

Lifting one’s spirits 🤣

To write about melancholy when one is already feeling blue

Makes one sink deeper down into a...

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Slowing down 🤣

Slowing down 🤣

I will relax whilst I try to rewind
As an inner consciousness caresses my soul to help my muddled...

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A thread above your head 🕷

A thread above your head 🕷

I suspend like a Spider on a long silky thread

Precariously dangling above your bed

I am...

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I know

Something I wrote about what I heard over the years

I know

I'm so mentally messed up,
But nobody listened to my story,
I know it could be worst,
...

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“Cock-a-doodle-do!!!” 🌞

“Cock-a-doodle-do!!!” 🌞

My guilty pleasures are totally free

In solitary silence I lie here too easily

This bed is...

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When I read a book🤣

When I read a book🤣

I read a wonderful western book
when a cowboy was stood right infront of me

Pointing his...

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Hooray to the housewife!!! 🤣

Hooray to the housewife!!! 🤣

Having many irons in the fire with never enough hours in the day, this is a housewife’s work load come...

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If only I could 🤣

If only I could 🤣

If I had the ears of an elephant with perhaps the sharp eyes of an owl, I could gallop along with the...

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Trumpasaurus extinction...

Huge life like mockup
of forty fifth president
rigged up to bark
if ye dare buzzfeed...

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Forget to remember 🤣

Forget to remember 🤣

When one forget’s to remember
yet they have remembered they have forgot, one shouldn’t be concerned...

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Coco the clown

Coco the clown

Dressed up in joviality, top to toe looking bemused

Baggy breeches, colossal shoes, he keeps the...

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The Witches Brew

When your eyes look away she stares a hole into your brain
Pretending to be your friend, though her...

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The Cougar, and the Tiger

Stop teasing me with your words, with your eyes, with your dance
For I am a cougar, very experienced...

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BAD DAY AT THE ZOO

The moody camel is getting the hump today
Meanwhile the neck of the giraffe is in the way
...

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Monkeying around 🤣

Monkeying around 🤣

Many monkeys
Maketh
A man