Amusing

When we hear music
I think it is the beat
I’ve noticed I’m not the only one
Who...

Beware of the arachnid that hovers overhead
Fluttering in a flapping frenzy when the daylight is...

"Stand well back there's nothing to see"
When that is spoken I have to disagree
Crowds of...

He was in his youth a rebel and a punk
Life changed for him when he became a monk
A complete...

This is a death defying act as I lie on my floor

With my best friends little Grandson standing...

“How now brown Cow” said Emily on her knees

As she listened to the sniffing with a snort and a...

I am running away but you won’t catch me

Coz I have had Weetabix and drank Red Bull for my tea...

A sloth met a moth on a midnight rendezvous

Said the sloth to the menacing moth “You are bothering...

My little Dolly Daydreams you mean the world to me

Although your legs and arms are threadbare, I...

“Mam’ma where’s Mr. Moon?” my granddaughter asked me looking up to the sky, as we walked out in the...

“Eyes down everybody, we are playing for a full house”

As all the chattering in the hall went as...

What does a poet actually look like ?

Yes I understand what he or she does do

But I get so...

If I wrote exactly what I wanted whilst in my mischievous mood

Crikey me would I get tossed off my...

I try and pretend my interest as I study the TV

Though my better half isn’t bothered coz he is...

Its howling a hooley that whistling wail

Blowing my washing like a gale on a sail

At least...

She flew to the Cuckoos nest coz she thought that he would be there

But alas he had ran away and...

I take my master out for a walk, she puts me on my lead

Coz if I didn’t intervene she would stay...