Amusing

A ship once received a call, immediately change ten degrees starboard your course!
Ship responded,...

Hey Mr. Sandman don’t you sprinkle that on me
I know I am still wide awake and it is quarter past...

“Here Puss puss”
She shouts out to her feline furry pet
And Puss puss hears her, but he isn’...

I am weary-eyed yet wide awake
I could have forty winks and take a break
But I am far too...

Isn’t dust the strangest thing
tho invisible in the air
The blighter forms a film each day...

I saw him scurry across my garden turf
One of the fastest creatures on this earth
His fur...

You wouldn’t believe what happened to me only yesterday

I know it will sound absurd but it...

Throughout this crazy segregation the thing that every Grandma misses

Is the closeness from your...

Ah Sheik Hog - Ho!
One "FAKE" Wingman
think Monty Python's
Flying Circus skittering...

Where on earth does grit come from that collects in your eye ?
Is there really a sandman
...

HEY YOU! I've got a question,
And I don't want a suggestion!
Am I better lookin than a skunk...

There is a place not that is not far away or as close as can be

Called ‘Nowhere land’ where it...

Okay Boris we have been going out but staying in

Hoping that what with our social distancing...

I often wonder when I ponder “Am I in reality?”

as I think about the last sixty two years amidst...

“Can you s..s..scratch my s..s..skin slurred the snake to the spider ?”

As the scaly serpent...

Hey can anyone help me out here ?

What is the meaning of ‘Flapdoodle flummadiddle ?’

Coz...

A whiter shade of pale 🌚

There is a whiter shade of pale with that dull, dark moon

Whilst...