Amusing

Hey can anyone help me out here ?

What is the meaning of ‘Flapdoodle flummadiddle ?’

Coz...

A whiter shade of pale 🌚

There is a whiter shade of pale with that dull, dark moon

Whilst...

I am stuck in a time warp it is 1974

With my fashionable flares on my legs and mahoosive platform...

Social distancing signs everywhere we look,
Joe Public health and safety by the book.
In...

Billy built a big brick box it brought him lots of fun

As he sat with his big black building...

Suzie shines her sister’s shoes, she shines them till they sheen

Suzie’s such a shining star say’s...

You can take the girl out of the country, yet never the accent out of the girl

As she dances her...

My noisy text message on the crack of dawn

“Beep..Beep..Mam it is pancake day today!!” as I...

Everyone is at it !!
It’s a knack you may say
Tossing it up & down
Catching it in...

Buy me white roses, thirteen if you’re able, I shall inhale floral aromas from that vase on my table, I do...

That “COCKLE DOODLE DOO” without any prewarning

Wakes me up with a fright every single morning...

Lazily staring
Into the sun
He sits and he sits
Sipping ouzo at dawn

Under the...

Traveled out to the golf course,
Looking forward to it all week!
Not playing well; but no...

Scruffy wasn’t a scruff he was always clean

His master couldn’t put up with mess if you know what...

Haha even my ducks do not like this weather, they look so dejected and fedup alltogether..

And as...

A bottle of red, a bottle of white,
Any colour makes my day.
And when they're polished off...