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Groundhog day 2021 -...

Groundhog day 2021 - Tuesday, February 2nd

Coincides with astronomy's cross-quarter day,
marking the midpoint between
winter solstice...

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Woody Woodpecker 🤣

Woody Woodpecker 🤣

I hear a “Tap” “Tap” “Tapping” as I am strolling along

So of course I start to march along to the...

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The Kangeroo 🦘

The Kangeroo 🦘

Way over yonder where the billabong flows..lives a rather funny looking animal with an unusual amount of...

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“SLOW DOWN PLEASE” 🤣

“SLOW DOWN PLEASE” 🤣

As I lie in my bed this morning on this dreary Saturday

I ponder through possibilities at what my...

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My little garden gnome 🧙

My little garden gnome 🧙

With my artistic license I shall write you yet another poem

I want to tell you lot about my best...

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Ye old wive’s tales 🤣

Ye old wive’s tales 🤣

Are we to believe ye old wives tales where sheep lay sheltering on dike sides from stormy gales.. and...

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UNIQUE GREEK

Born in Athens he was obviously Greek
However certain things made him unique
When it comes...

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MARY THE FAIRY

Mary the fairy gave me three wishes
With that her wand sparkles and swishes
Hurry up she...

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Lost in Never neverland 💕

Lost in Never neverland 💕

Those tall tales and yon spin a yarn stories

Grandad’s greatest get-toogether glories

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World war III 🤣

World war III 🤣

Oh what a fuss and such a hullaballoo
Blue tits are twttering on my bird table making an awful to...

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Hook, line and sinker!!!

Hook, line and sinker!!!

I read that piece of poetry once
Then I went over it again
And though I scrutinised each and...

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‘A spade is a spade’🤣

‘A spade is a spade’🤣

One mans meat is a poison to another

Whilst we all try our utmost to get along with each other...

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FAKE SHEIKH


He splashed his cash like millionaires do
Not what he seemed is accurate and true
For...

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“What’s big, pink allover...

“What’s big, pink allover with bright yellow dots”? 🤣

Mr. Blobby has a bulbous belly

And his favourite food is a bucket full of jelly

He doesn’t...

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‘Waiting on the rain!’ 🤣

‘Waiting on the rain!’ 🤣

Well the very first thing for me on this not so exciting January morning

As I get myself out...

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Zebidee and Marmarlade 🦉🌲

Zebidee and Marmarlade 🦉🌲

Zebidee and Marmalade
A peculiar mismatched pair
Zeb was bald with strands of blue
...

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Who is this Jill???

Oh ay ‘ Matthew the mischievious Monkey’

Who is this Jill???

A Monkey creater ?
Can this really be me ?

I seek for strange shapes in some dregs of my tea...