Amusing

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NOT A BROKEN PROMISE?

NOT A BROKEN PROMISE?

Living in a very confusing society where people keep promises and they're hated for it...

People...

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Head full of stars!!🤣

Head full of stars!!🤣

My head’s full of stars as my radio plays

70’s was my era in those bygone days

These were...

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Walking up a sweat !!! 🤣

Walking up a sweat !!! 🤣

I go out for a stroll and I walk up a sweat

My face feels frozen but my body is wet

The...

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The World's Filthiest...

The World's Filthiest Kitchen And Infamous Restaurant

Welcome to the worlds most filthiest kitchen!
Come meet the staff they're always bitching.
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Butterflies

Butterflies

Red Admiral with her ship a sail, takes commands only from the Monarch!
Carrier launches the Swallow...

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“Whhops-a-daisy!!!”

“Whhops-a-daisy!!!”

That very fine line between realism and imagination

“Did I just fantasize this happentance and...

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Mr Lover lover

(not me lol)

Mr Lover lover

she baalll out

" jheeeze

the way you hold me down
me can't unbend me knees

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JINGLES

JINGLES

Mary Berry, Mary Berry, are you essential,
Mary Berry, Mary Berry, are you essential - no;
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Thursday, December 31, 2020...

Thursday, December 31, 2020 signals conclusion of latest leap year

Whether alphabetized, digitized,
homogenized, marginalized, satirized... place names
from "A...

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My mischievious Christmas...

My mischievious Christmas fairy 🧚‍♀️

You wouldn’t believe what I did see
Twas’ the fairy ontop of my christmas tree

This doll...

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SANTA'S PUNCTURE

A critical time and a crucial juncture
Santa's sleigh has obtained a puncture
It's late...

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Football

Football

Eleven grown up men running after a ball

And what a performance where one of them tumbles and...

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Terry In Wonderland

Terry In Wonderland

The table was set for two, Alice band and I,
still the same, never grown up, even time may fly;...

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The Lounge Lizard

The Lounge Lizard

I lounged on the white columns, people watching,
then chatted to the ladies, fawning till morning;...

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Tra la la la la la triangle

A square and a rectangle went to see
Triangle who was living in the deep blue sea
Square said...

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Woodland

"Above All" collection

Woodland

Behind the rusty truck,
Travel up the dense woodland,
Where the sunlight can’t reach,
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I can sense your impatience...

I can sense your impatience...

While yours truly (me)
doth strives to maintain
comfortably seated
closed eye...