JINGLES

Mary Berry, Mary Berry, are you essential,
Mary Berry, Mary Berry, are you essential - no;
Jose,' Jose,' we love you so they say
you'll always win some other rainy day.

Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Oh what fun we love to have when we
are free to say anything on a sunny day,
like goodbye Trump, take maid with you.

There was a young lady from Aberystwyth,
who wanted someone to play whist with,
he couldn't play and she couldn't play,
so they played with the things they pissed with.

There was a young lady from the Azores,
who said: 'What's mine is definitely not yours.'