Amusing

Pearl the partially deaf parrot
resides at Christina’s care hom
l’m not really sure how this...

Little Bo Peep dreamt of her sheep
As she lay in her meandering meadows fast asleep

As...

My food tonight is in a real bad mood
They don't want to express their gratitude
Sausages...

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝,
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 "𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞...

This little tale is written about the town cat
A friendly little fellow you really must pat
...

Running through the cornfields eating fallen kernels of dry. harvest corn
My scurry interests my...

She felt so self satisfied after her masterful creative bake

This was by far the grandest gourmet...

Dancing in the disco not looking for romance

Though if you see a good looker you might give him a...

Charlie was a city cat
The leader of the gang
He had a fight with smokey Joe
He bit...

Well it is 10.30 in the morning
I am sat in my Doctors surgery sleepily yawning

I have...

Timing the skip of a grounder,
Anticipating a rocket line drive!
High fly ball I'm camping...

Those nasty nursery rhymes from Oh so long ago

That we tell our tiny tots yet little do they know,...

Just an humdrum life this dear man has led
Goes to work and makes sure the cat is fed
Has...

Most of the following
words (fictitious) quit
tuss cent shill, knit
head, (non adult...

He is an old romantic Romeo
She is his Juliet

With only one thing on his mind right now...

“Mama it was only an innocent kiss”

“You really don’t need to look at me like this”

“I saw...

One step forward with two steps back! Aint life a blast!!!

Rushing around on life’s racetrack as...