Amusing

Fiddlesticks!! I am fed up already of this awful rain

Pitter pattering pretty patterns on my...

Well it is a jostling jigsaw kind of day in the comfort of ones own home

When Me, myself will more...

There was a rotten smell the other day that lingered in our house

A stinky stench that wouldn’t go...

Inbetween the brambles there lived Tommy Tittlemouse

Such a wealthy habitat was this hole of house...

These feet have had blisters from climbing steep hills

This face has been weatherbeaten from...

Little Luke closes his book much to his school mistresses surprise

When he blurts out “Miss I have...

Unmade

I lack what once I clung to, the snakes crawl through the falling rain and the gladiators...

Peter the pied piper piddled on the path

Said peter’s partner Paula “Are you having’ a laugh!!”...

I was never quite small enough to squeeze into those tiny spaces

Yet I was not as tall as I wanted...

Well I dreamt the daftest dream ever last night that really felt so real

As I was perched...

Yes you can watch me sitting with my pen in my hand but “Shhh” do not say a single word

Coz alas I...

About four foot tall and six feet wide
Open it up take a peek and look inside
I'm...

Doing mean mischief, they like to watch me shit.
Back and forth to the bathroom, on the toilet I sit...

A novelty night club blasting out her favourite tunes

Along with discotheque dazzling lights and...

Laughingly limboing under a low rope on the floor

You put your back out and Oh my God it is sore...

Here is a fictional story that's rarely ever told
Concerns Midas and turning everything to gold...

The throbbing sound of a mystical creature aluring its mate
Red ruby eyes, blue green body with...