Amusing

If I was a Billionaire
I’d definately own a yacht
A cabin with a sat nav
I would buy...

It was a bumpy ride for the groom and his bride after they had tied the knot..when they had a puncture on...

Pitter, patter, peein’ down, here it goes again.. driplets of droplets on my windowpane...This wet weather...

“You have to rest for a while” said the Doctor to the man
“Who me with a smile, well I will do the...

Now they say that curiousity killed the cat, well how on earth did they come to this crazy conclusion, did...

That old red kiosk used to stand red and proud when it would ring a-ting-a-ling in our street very loud.....

Pondering quandary constantly bothering
fathering harboring squandering bartering
billowy...

A pencil and paper a task I have to do
Won't be easy that's what I say to you
Will take me...

Aww can you remember Andy Pandy and Looby Lou pulling on those puppet strings like they used to do.....

I am scared to death in a state of displease, wobbling like a jelly with wibbling knees..why the hell did...

Bartholomew Bunny has made himself a brand new house, it’s two burrows down from Micky the Mouse.. he’s...

He wins the nobbly knee contest coz he is so very bony..haha his legs goes right up to his pants, two...

Well I am lying in my bed, it’s quarter to eight in the morning, as I stretch my arms and gape my gob...

While sidestepping impediments,
Achilles heel stricken with paralyzing zap
chronically...

I once was here
But now I'm not.
Don't worry about me
I just snuck off to smoke some...

There once was a man they said he was a nerd but why on earth they called him that was really quite absurd...

She sells her shells to a seaside shop, she keeps some shells for herself.. she polishes and paints them...