Amusing

Mr Jimmy Frost and Mrs Mary Ice
they were married on a cloud
The honeymoon was nice

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Stop your squibble squabbling there’s plenty of room on there for two..Yes your chubby chests are both...

I have been busy wrapping pressies, Christmas is on the way..Well at least I’ve made a start, I have been...

They told me what was right and I soon learned what was wrong, teachers taught me how to write my melodies...

I`m using this poem as a bit of refresher, been stuck in a state of mind for a while. So its more for me...

Let’s spare a thought for Santa Claus this Christmas eve, how on earth is he going to manage? He out of...

He is as hairy as an animal, infact they call him Monkeyman..and he spends all of his days out in the sun...

I sat down on a riverbank to wash my dirty feet but as I dangled them over the earthy edge I plodged right...

Down the rocky, rough road the round, rubber ball rolled on , as Bobby’s Mother ran and ran to catch it...

I came upon a clock, twas such a mystery to me, so I sat down on the grassy ground when it was half past...

What will I write about now, I shall think of something from within my brow.. yet haven’t I covered every...

Yup I am off once again letting my pen do the talking, with my head amidst that canopy of clouds ignoring...

She had a stall in the busy fairground
I went inside without making a sound
What did...

In the shop lined up in a long row
All different designs were on show
Vibrant colours...

At the saints and sinners ball nobody knew at all, who the hell was meant to be good or bad..Everyone wore...

If I was a Billionaire
I’d definately own a yacht
A cabin with a sat nav
I would buy...

It was a bumpy ride for the groom and his bride after they had tied the knot..when they had a puncture on...