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Why Dont Wives Listen

Why don't wives ever listen to their husbands
Do they think they're not very bright

Totally...

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Tales of Jill

Chapter Six: Happy days

Tales of Jill

Jennifer’s four walls in her little bedroom was ‘Strawberry Shortcake’ with her matching dolls and their...

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Tales of Jill

Chapter Three: Why must I be a teenager in love?

Tales of Jill

Well here I am again at that fabulous fourteen years of age.. in love with life like a lion let loose out...

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Tales of Jill

Chapter Two. A junior Jill

Tales of Jill

Though my memory of my childhood days seem to wax and wane I shall try my utmost to bring my past to life...

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Lovely juvly plums ?

Lovely juvly plums ?

Ooh my husband has some lovely juvly plums..they are hanging from the branches looking like little peachy...

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That hairy, horrible...

That hairy, horrible Halloween sight ??

Oh yes I can remember September’s plight.. those dam spiders of speediness scuttling with might.. I almost...

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Thru the purple heathers ?‍...

Thru the purple heathers ?‍♂️?‍♂️

Well as I’m roamin’ thru the gloamin’ seranading to myself.. In amongst the purple heathers I was startled...

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A’stinkin’ Sheep ??

My second attempt at Matthew’s deep thiniking challenge ?

A’stinkin’ Sheep ??

I am sitting here just a deepthinkin’ why are sheep so a’stinkin’ .. coz all they eat is green grass and...

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Pearl the deaf Parrot ??

My hummerous entry for Matthew and co.

Pearl the deaf Parrot ??

Pearl the partially deaf parrot
resides at Christina’s care home..
l’m not really sure how...

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‘Grey lady ghost’ ?

‘Grey lady ghost’ ?

Crawling thru creepy cobwebs climbing these old stairs..I purposely try not to ponder on my state of...

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It’s a dog’s life!!!

It’s a dog’s life!!!

Huh our mistress has left us again she must have went to work.. after she tethered us at Grandad’s gate...

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Woke up (September 6th,...

Woke up (September 6th, 2020)...

Got outta bed boot
did not drag comb against head
of beetle browed foo fighter,
he did...

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My little Chickadee ?

My little Chickadee ?

Eeh is she is adorable this lassy makes me laugh.. playing with her rubber duckies splashing in the bath.....

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Boys and their toys.?

Boys and their toys.?

Men and their motorbikes and the speed is on.. revving through the gears and the pair of them are gone.....

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Let out a strong pong?

Let out a strong pong?

My tummy rumbled well
It was more like it grumbled.. it must have been hungry and wanted some food...

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20 20 vision

20 20 vision

Dear 2020,
What a bitch you've been!
I wont be inviting you back,
very soon..
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Achey ‘Teef’ ??

Achey ‘Teef’ ??

Sticky licky toffee is becoming a mischief, clustered in claggy clumps inbetween me teef.. dam thing is as...