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999...

999...

Was that you yelling from the top of that hill ?
Well it sounded like your voice shouting “JILL!!”...

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Roamin’ in the gloamin’

Roamin’ in the gloamin’

This time on September the 1st last year.. Oh yes I can remember this so vivid and clear..Well I was doing...

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Misty the cat ?

Misty the cat ?

Misty the cat curls upon the furry mat listening to pitter patter on the windowpane..but this lazy lump...

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In a falsehood of fantasy

In a falsehood of fantasy

He flew like the wind betwixt the thoughts in his mind but his chimeras were illusions and his sight was...

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‘Wet behind the ears’

‘Wet behind the ears’

I asked my better half “Would you marry me today?” and he answered in a sarcastic tone “Yes my dearest...

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Hairy Hamish & Gladys...

Hairy Hamish & Gladys McTagish

Hamish McTagish was a wild hairy Haggis
He dwelled amongst the hills & glens
His doting...

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Sir Billy Connolly❤️

Sir Billy Connolly❤️

l love the ‘Big Yin’
Such a unique personality
As tears roll down my cheeks with laughter...

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Did I lock my door ?

Did I lock my door ?

My muddled memory is lost in the back of my mind..as I track and trace old places my eyes are blind.. from...

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Ravenous rabbits ????

Ravenous rabbits ????

One solitary running rabbit hopping on my lawn.. another rabbit appears from nowhere in the early morn.....

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I cannot see!!!

I cannot see!!!

Where Oh where can my glasses be .. the problem is I cannot see.. so I feel under my comfy chair.. but...

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‘Off on a tangent’

‘Off on a tangent’

I realise that when I write my Life and Verses it just sounds like when I am talking.. coz I am well known...

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When I am a ghost ?

When I am a ghost ?

I hope my old house in a hundred years or more will still have occupants welcoming it’s door.. and I...

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Bamboozled and befuddled ?

Bamboozled and befuddled ?

I baffle my brain with too many things as I am trying to concentrate my subconscious sings..so my cogs are...

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“Oh b’ jibbers!!”

“Oh b’ jibbers!!”

This little leprechaun loved an Irish lass with his black buckled shoes he was as green as the grass.. but...

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‘Home is where the heart is...

‘Home is where the heart is!!’❤️

As I sit amidst my idling of time penning my life and verses that I love to rhyme..my mindfulness misses...

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‘Knickers in a stew!!’

‘Knickers in a stew!!’

I could write about him or perhaps pen about her but I can’t think what she looks like coz my mind is in a...

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“Eeeh fancy we should meet!!”

“Eeeh fancy we should meet!!”

Aww that exactly the same.. that strong similarity but with a different name..I was out on my rambles...