Amusing

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‘Knickers in a stew!!’

‘Knickers in a stew!!’

I could write about him or perhaps pen about her but I can’t think what she looks like coz my mind is in a...

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“Eeeh fancy we should meet!!”

“Eeeh fancy we should meet!!”

Aww that exactly the same.. that strong similarity but with a different name..I was out on my rambles...

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Our regular routine ?

Our regular routine ?

We eat, we sleep and we poo and it does not matter who or where you are this is exactly what you do.....

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It’s a dogs life !!

It’s a dogs life !!

Our old trampolene has seen better years..its heard Grandchildrens laughter and tiny tots tears.. but...

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A Miscellaneous lot ?

A Miscellaneous lot ?

They are such a miscellaneous lot..All of them parading on a podiom plot
There are ‘Had been old...

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“NOT TODAY..NO WAY!!”

“NOT TODAY..NO WAY!!”

I am stood watching an animal situation and honestly it is very true what they say..because even with...

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Mary the old motorhome

Mary the old motorhome

Amanda’s green, mean motorhome is her pride and joy.. mind you she has pulled it to pieces so manys time...

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“SHUT UP!!”

“SHUT UP!!”

That big black rooster sitting on my garden wall will you “SHUT UP!!” with your noisy cackling call...

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“She know’s best!!!” ?

“She know’s best!!!” ?

She will not listen to reasoning and it’s to hell with explanations when she is faced with any day-to-day...

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Changes and rearranges ?

Changes and rearranges ?

She lost the man that she married many. many moons ago.. mind you the woman that he wed has altered...

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Skidaddles like a scalded...

Skidaddles like a scalded cat!!!

“ Stay still shadow” as my shadow moves away
Yet I try my utmost to catch her each and every day...

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Idiotic Idioms ?

Idiotic Idioms ?

‘It is raining cats and dogs’ “Is it really” what on earth is that about?
Now that is an idiotic...

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“Teehee in the sea”

“Teehee in the sea”

Shivering like a shaking leaf blowing thru a breeze
As I stood in the icy cold sea trembling my...

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That broken record ?

That broken record ?

Talking to your’s truly happens alot..am I getting senile and losing the plot ?
I guess I should...

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Unspoken

Unspoken

Sometimes
Words
Are
Unspoken
Though
They have
Been clearly...

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The ‘Not-so-scary’ Spider ?

The ‘Not-so-scary’ Spider ?

I see you scary spider and I know that you see me dangling down from my doorframe so visibly
I...

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Bring on the rejection...

Bring on the rejection slips and/or lost wager

Though flush with good humor
pun one mock two yields negligible
true cash equivalent value...