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Adding and deleting to words is fun to play
Putting it in a poem is hard I have to say
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Our tatty old dog ??

Our tatty old dog ??

There was a rotten smell the other day that lingered in our house
A stinky stench that wouldn’t go...

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Insey winsey spider ?

Insey winsey spider ?

Insey winsey sneaky spider snuggles in her bed beside her
It watches as her gaping gob goes wider...

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Apple v Chocolate ??

Apple v Chocolate ??

Eating an apple each day keeps the Doctor away
Well when I was just a young lass that’s what they...

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Botched and bungled...

(summarily iterated June 30th, 2020)

Botched and bungled interpersonal opportunities viewed...

I share the following lines
with utmost delight
courtesy 20/20 hindsight
June twenty...

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Sid the orange Parrot

Sid the orange Parrot

It’s past eight o’ clock and I have had a very busy day tho mind you I’ve had a brilliant blast I really...

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Mr. Tom Foolery ?

Mr. Tom Foolery ?

I met that man Tom Foolery the other day
He seemed very serious as he shouted “GOODDAY”
But...

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Me and my shadow

Me and my shadow

Following that slinky silhouette within the full moon light
Me and my shadow will never lose one...

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A fine kettle of a fish !!?

A fine kettle of a fish !!?

Mr Sun has got his hat on hip hip hip hip hooray tho here is me sat in the shade along an alleyway
...

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“Oh you silly thing!!”

“Oh you silly thing!!”

He cuddles her and kisses her saying
“Oh my darling won’t you marry me?”
She blushes with...

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Mother Duck ??

Mother Duck ??

Our Muscovy mother
she is attentive and caring
as corn is scattered from a scoop she makes...

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Repast for June 13th, 2020...

Repast for June 13th, 2020...

(and countless provender
scores of years gone by)...
to partake larding refrigerator...

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Food. food fantastical food...

Food. food fantastical food !!!?

Oodles of noodles and puff pastry pork pies sweet apple strudels and skinny french fries
Smoked...

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Mr. Mole ?

Mr. Mole ?

A labour of velvety moles dwell in the ground
Sows, Boars with baby pups sleep safe and sound...

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A fortune of food ?

A fortune of food ?

What can one do with boredom ?
Twiddle your fingers and twirl two thumbs
Banging beats on a...

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Coronavirus baby booms ?

Coronavirus baby booms ?

We were dressed up to the nines
My husband and me
Both looking very similar
when...

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Wibbly wobbly jelly?

Wibbly wobbly jelly?

When you eat wibbly wobby jelly do not put it on a plate coz it will wibble wobble off the edge and land...