Amusing

I have decluttered my closet and de-junked my clothes coz I am two sizes bigger so I won’t be wearing...

I saw the village idiot yesterday
He stuck his toungue out at me then he ran away
I sped...

Adding and deleting to words is fun to play
Putting it in a poem is hard I have to say
Try...

There was a rotten smell the other day that lingered in our house
A stinky stench that wouldn’t go...

Insey winsey sneaky spider snuggles in her bed beside her
It watches as her gaping gob goes wider...

Eating an apple each day keeps the Doctor away
Well when I was just a young lass that’s what they...

I share the following lines
with utmost delight
courtesy 20/20 hindsight
June twenty...

It’s past eight o’ clock and I have had a very busy day tho mind you I’ve had a brilliant blast I really...

I met that man Tom Foolery the other day
He seemed very serious as he shouted “GOODDAY”
But...

Following that slinky silhouette within the full moon light
Me and my shadow will never lose one...

Mr Sun has got his hat on hip hip hip hip hooray tho here is me sat in the shade along an alleyway
...

He cuddles her and kisses her saying
“Oh my darling won’t you marry me?”
She blushes with...

Our Muscovy mother
she is attentive and caring
as corn is scattered from a scoop she makes...

(and countless provender
scores of years gone by)...
to partake larding refrigerator...

Oodles of noodles and puff pastry pork pies sweet apple strudels and skinny french fries
Smoked...

A labour of velvety moles dwell in the ground
Sows, Boars with baby pups sleep safe and sound...

What can one do with boredom ?
Twiddle your fingers and twirl two thumbs
Banging beats on a...