Amusing

With a squash and squeeze she poured into her jeans
Determination was the key to her success...

She is in a mixed up muddle and making her daughter’s amused
Coz her insomnia is insufferable and...

Te espero en la Avenida
Bajo la Puente que los vio amar
Testigo fue la lluvia y el beso tu...

Opposites attract wouldn’t you agree
She is as nutty as a fruit cake yet he is as sane as can be...

When kindness is shoved into life
it fades with each layer of the earth core
but when it's...

A sloth met a moth on a midnight rendezvous.. said the sloth to the menacing moth “You are bothering me...

Pitter patter up the spout as the bath water drops
This little hairy creepy crawly spider is...

If you go to Cuckoo land
well you won’t know you’ve been there
You could get up to all kinds...

Pearl the partially deaf parrot
resides at Christina’s care hom
l’m not really sure how this...

Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper were stood on the kitchen table
These two tricksters will get mixed up if...

The words are not coming out tonight
Can't get a poem together try as I might
Nothing seems...

Humpty Dumpty knocked on Jack’s door, he had fallen off a wall again, so his head was very sore
...

You're ugly
Have you looked in the mirror lately?

You shouldn't be alive
Neither...

What a beautiful morning for my usual early roam
It takes me along Mother nature’s riverside and...

Mr Silly String Got Into A Snip

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented...

Mr cardboard box stuttered and a-spluttered and said he:
“I th think I’m th the nicest hollow...

Donavan & Delora
They were the loudest of the lot
You’d hear them frantically quackin’...