Amusing

Pinky and Perky were a pair of pink pigs
One played the fiddle as the other danced the jigs
...

Eeh her feather, furry fascinator looks so absurd
Why on earth would you wear a one with the wings...

“Mamma can I have some more chocolate cake please ?” my Hunnybun asked me
“Of course you can my...

I had a little boomerang
when I was just a tiny tot
One sunny afternoon when I was feeling...

Isn’t facebook so wonderful and magical for me
I was absentmindedly just scrolling through the...

Butter, caster sugar, five eggs all mixed together
I’m making a sponge cake as light as a feather...

“Moo-ve over with your scruffy kids you noisy Billy goats
This is our field with our black and...

Glares of stares from passersby glanced at me and I wondered why ?
Perhaps they got a whiff of my...

Ickle Iguana wanted to be seen she was fed up of the boringness of being that emerald green
So she...

Charlie creeps closer to the tickle monster’s chair
If that tickle monster catches him he will...

Stilettos, flats or flip flops which shoes will I choose
Well I guess perhaps those knee length...

I watched a pussy cat prowling near a stream
She cleverly caught a mouse and was like the cat that...

I am a poemaholic
my finger’s are worn out
A dozen poems in thirty minutes
What the...

“SLOW DOWN PLEASE”
You Cosmofunnel are so speedy
These challenges you send to me are coming...

My highlight of my
life right now is an Asda food shop delivery
I admit this sounds sad and a...

Artemisia
Lady of pain
Your lips are scarlet dripping.
I sense my own fear
Are...

I told my mom
I would touch the sun
She said,
Don’t be silly
But i wasn't,...