I was forced to eat dead life when I was a KID Told I should be grateful for the LAMB protein...
On a remote farm there was a randy rooster Who got one day very close to a battery booster ...
I went to sleep one night amongst mostly sane people I thought...
I woke up the next morning in a...
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Me and the missus live in decent sturdy accommodations (formerly Schwenksville Elementary...
What's better than gold? A heart of gold and any golden rule Thus do not over the mined thing...
It is always said that a dog is man's best friend. And, I like to believe that this is true. ...
On the ground I lay So still That the bugs around Feel so safe To prance upon...
More reliable, Than my very own shadow. Truly my best friend.
smoothly flying in the sky looking for pollen so they can eat. bees attack and sting us so...
Pickles the cat is a very funny feline See him about how I wish he was mine He climbs a tall...
The big hungry bear lived in the woods Was on the lookout for any foody goods Sandwiches or...
My feathers are ruffled by the windy weather Though my eyes see clearly across the dark cloudy sky...
ill shod Unitarian atheist
Though avast percentage of stonehenge temple piloted ghosts,...
Raining Cats and Dogsππβπ¦Ί
Dogs barked as Cats meowed, pelting in the pouring rain
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Poor old Shep the sheepdog missed his flock of black faced ewes
As he limped through the farmyard...