Animal

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ANIMALS JUST SAYING

Why do you want to make nuggets out of me ?
Can't you have something else for your tea
For I...

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MALE AND FEMALE ANIMALS


The male and female have a very different name
However the actual animal remain the same...

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Harry the Hedgehog🦔

Harry the Hedgehog🦔

Harry the Hedgehog hurries along to forage undercover

He senses Spring is in the air, his...

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HOW DID IT GET THERE ?

How did it get there I really don't know
Please believe me because it is so
Not its usual...

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SNAIL AND SLUG

The snail and the slug were best of friends
To call them slow well that often offends
Both...

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NIGHT OWL AND EARLY BIRD

The early bird and night owl met one day
What time it was I cannot possibly say
If it was...

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Down on the farm 🐄

Down on the farm 🐄

Twas just another ordinary day down on the farm

When Clarence cockerel “Cock-a-doodle-dood” his...

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The mystery of the mushroom 🤣

The mystery of the mushroom 🤣

I bet you’ve always wondered
why and when field mushrooms grow

Well I shall let you into a...

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White rabbits burrow

Your wrong said the white rabbit this burrow is safe and sound.

Hold on said the figure, hasn't...

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Little harvest mouse 🐭

Little harvest mouse 🐭

Little harvest mouse, be so careful where you play
Mr. Morton the farmer
Is busy today, he...

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Greyfriar’s Bobby 🐶

Greyfriar’s Bobby 🐶

There is an old wives’ tale that I shall tell to you..

Tho I believe in folklore, I do not know if...

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Maggie’s no more 🥲

Maggie’s no more 🥲

He sits sighing in his solitude, rocking in his Maggie’s chair

Staring as fiery flames were rising...

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The force of nature 🦉

The force of nature 🦉

I wouldn’t wanna be a tree, I do not like the cold

I couldn’t grin and bear the winters weather,...

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Misty the Cat 🤣

Misty the Cat 🤣

Misty the cat curls upon the furry mat, listening to pitter patter on the windowpane

But this lazy...

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My Baby Doll - Part V

Dedicated to Agnes (2011-2020) who died on July 11, 2020.

My Baby Doll - Part V

Sadly, your existence ended eighteen months ago.
On July 11, 2020, you would have no tomorrow....

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The Prickles Shindig 🦔

The Prickles Shindig 🦔

Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair
They held a party on the farm and everyone was there
...