Animal

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ACKER THE LAUGHING COW

He is the laughing cow standing in a busy field
When it comes to his eyes he keeps them peeled...

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Wild and free 🦉

Wild and free 🦉

If I was an animal, a lion I could be

Then maybes not many passing predators would ever bother me...

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Mother Nature ❤️

Mother Nature ❤️

Betwixt the boundaries of possibilities and that blowing of a breeze

Whilst the wild, woodland...

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Formidable

Formidable

Great white looms, murk n brew,
Spume crimson, roar of thunder,
Splintered mast, flag askew...

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ANIMALS ARE HILARIOUS

Highly intelligent too

My dog was looking at me funny...

She kept nudging me to show my face...

Of course, I...

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A kitty who doesn’t belong

A kitty who doesn’t belong

When I was a small kitty
I lived in a smoky city
People too busy to take pity
On a...

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DOGGIE NOISES

This is a tale of a poor doggie that can't bark
The sound produced is way off the mark
It's...

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Living off the land 🐓

Living off the land 🐓

There was cats chasing mice in the Farmer’s shed, but the rats running amok were a sight to dread

...

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Kitten

Kitten

She was wild
and
had the amber
coloured eyes
of a lioness .....

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THE DIPPY CHOOK

The dippy chook doesn't cluck like other chicks do
Confused the poor farmer with its bark like moo...

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Sally The Border Collie 💙

Sally The Border Collie 💙

Sally the sheepdog shepherded her sheep

She would listen to “COME BY”” and “LIE DOWN DOG!!” Then...

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Tobias the Terrier 🐕‍🦺

Tobias the Terrier 🐕‍🦺

Tobias the terrier loves his daily dander

Along with his Mistress Mary, he toddles along in front...

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Poor Paddington Bear 🧸

Poor Paddington Bear 🧸

Little tatty teddy bear is left all alone on the toy shop floor

He has sat slouched on that dusty...

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THE LLAMA'S A STAR


Here's a thing you don't see every day
Believe my story and this is what I say
I was...

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SMILING STEALING ANIMALS

This funny bunny
Stole some honey
Doesn't carry money
Which isn't funny

These...

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ELVIS THE ELEPHANT

Elvis the elephant lived in a crowded zoo
Loved lots of visitors people just like you
Why is...