He is the laughing cow standing in a busy field When it comes to his eyes he keeps them peeled...
If I was an animal, a lion I could be
Then maybes not many passing predators would ever bother me...
Betwixt the boundaries of possibilities and that blowing of a breeze
Whilst the wild, woodland...
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Great white looms, murk n brew, Spume crimson, roar of thunder, Splintered mast, flag askew...
My dog was looking at me funny...
She kept nudging me to show my face...
Of course, I...
When I was a small kitty I lived in a smoky city People too busy to take pity On a...
This is a tale of a poor doggie that can't bark The sound produced is way off the mark It's...
There was cats chasing mice in the Farmer’s shed, but the rats running amok were a sight to dread
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Kitten
She was wild and had the amber coloured eyes of a lioness .....
The dippy chook doesn't cluck like other chicks do Confused the poor farmer with its bark like moo...
Sally the sheepdog shepherded her sheep
She would listen to “COME BY”” and “LIE DOWN DOG!!” Then...
Tobias the terrier loves his daily dander
Along with his Mistress Mary, he toddles along in front...
Little tatty teddy bear is left all alone on the toy shop floor
He has sat slouched on that dusty...
Here's a thing you don't see every day Believe my story and this is what I say I was...
This funny bunny Stole some honey Doesn't carry money Which isn't funny
These...
Elvis the elephant lived in a crowded zoo Loved lots of visitors people just like you Why is...