I was being chased by a cantankerous Kangaroo
As I raced around like a rocket I lost my left shoe...
Mother is tall and father is too Wish I was tall like both of you The size of your...
I called my dalmatian 'Reeves gambit,' chess thing, there seemed to be spotty dogs anyone could...
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Eyes as deep as pools of chocolate, Licking your nose with your large tongue, Large ears...
Golden brown was the bubbling brook, when I watched the river run
Shimmering streaks of spangled...
Every morning at eight she loves to cluck Enough to frighten any passing dog or duck Saves...
Busy bee Wasn't feeling so buzzy He was a sleepy old bee And his head felt fuzzy...
My former dog and I would be celebrating our 8th anniversary together today if she hadn't died. Because my...
Midnight fox Where are you off? All dressed up Orange coat White socks
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Liquorice cat Get your eyes off my sweets! It’s not my fault You’ve eaten all of your...
When my Chihuahua died during the Summer of 2020, I was devastated. When I had to say goodbye and...
My friend the pterodactyl used to snap at my ears, tried to get a bit frisky after having a few...
Let me tell you all about Pippa the purple pig Went into town sporting a most garish wig Why...
I was found in a gutter ditch dirty muddy and wet I shook myself off and I meowed at the Fireman who...
You will never believe what I saw the other day Believe me it's true and definitely not hearsay...
Little harvest mouse Be so careful where you play Mr. Morton the farmer Is busy today...
I wander where the Foxes roam
I have left my love of sea salty foam
Amidst a pale midnight...