Animal

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The Cantankerous Kangaroo 🦘

The Cantankerous Kangaroo 🦘

I was being chased by a cantankerous Kangaroo

As I raced around like a rocket I lost my left shoe...

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BABY GIRAFFE


Mother is tall and father is too
Wish I was tall like both of you
The size of your...

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My Spotty Dog

My Spotty Dog

I called my dalmatian 'Reeves gambit,' chess thing,
there seemed to be spotty dogs anyone could...

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Cow eyes

Eyes as deep as pools of chocolate,
Licking your nose with your large tongue,
Large ears...

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Dog eats Dog 🐕

Dog eats Dog 🐕

Golden brown was the bubbling brook, when I watched the river run

Shimmering streaks of spangled...

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THE FINAL CLUCK

Every morning at eight she loves to cluck
Enough to frighten any passing dog or duck
Saves...

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How to save a bee

Children's Poem

How to save a bee

Busy bee
Wasn't feeling so buzzy
He was a sleepy old bee
And his head felt fuzzy...

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Midnight Fox

Children's Poem

Midnight Fox

Midnight fox
Where are you off?
All dressed up
Orange coat
White socks

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Liquorice Cat

Children's Poem

Liquorice Cat

Liquorice cat
Get your eyes off my sweets!
It’s not my fault
You’ve eaten all of your...

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The First Anniversary

Dedicated to Hazel who I bought one year ago today on August 18...

The First Anniversary

When my Chihuahua died during the Summer of 2020, I was devastated.
When I had to say goodbye and...

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The Dinosaur

The Dinosaur

My friend the pterodactyl used to snap at my ears,
tried to get a bit frisky after having a few...

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PIPPA THE PURPLE PIG

Let me tell you all about Pippa the purple pig
Went into town sporting a most garish wig
Why...

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Just Playing

I was found in a gutter ditch dirty muddy and wet
I shook myself off and I meowed at the Fireman who...

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THE GNU ON BOARD A CANOE

You will never believe what I saw the other day
Believe me it's true and definitely not hearsay...

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Little harvest Mouse 🐭

Little harvest Mouse 🐭

Little harvest mouse
Be so careful where you play
Mr. Morton the farmer
Is busy today...

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‘Sniff out the Fox’ 🦊

‘Sniff out the Fox’ 🦊

I wander where the Foxes roam

I have left my love of sea salty foam

Amidst a pale midnight...