Anniversary

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Christmas day was every...

Christmas day was every five years ?

What an earth does one buy for that someone who has everything.. they’ve got the whole wide world at their...

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Harriet Harris circa...

(untimely death sentence ordained ~ early February 1935)

Harriet Harris circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005

Test teasing prophylactics embarrassing
purchase never made at local drugstore
unsurprisingly...

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Red II

Dedicated to Red who I bought on November 11, 2018.

Red II

I bought my newest dog one year ago, today is our first anniversary.
Last year, some nice people cut...

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Armistice day

Armistice day

Pretty poppies swaying in a field is such a bright red beautiful delight.. tho it signifies when our lost...

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The day the world preyed.

The day the world preyed.

We'll forever remember the 11th September,
When the world preyed for the USA,
How could they...

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364 Days

364 Days

We now
have
364
Days
Left
To
metaphorically
urinate...

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TWENTY TWO YEARS AGO

Twenty two years today we still remember you
A kind and loving princess that much is true
...

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One of The Greatest Dogs On...

One of The Greatest Dogs On The Planet

I adopted Agnes six years ago today.
She'll be my dog until she passes away.
I named my...

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Labor Day 2019

Labor Day 2019

Courtesy of one or more tradesmen,
first Monday in September set aside
for employees able,...

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A Day of Loss

I wrote this poem on 13th August 2018, the tenth year anniversary of my Grandad's death. I was only 10...

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"The Eagle has landed”

"The Eagle has landed”

Apollo 11 lunar module named “Eagle”
prediction defied naysayers ain't no boon
dog gull...

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Nonagenarian papa...

Nonagenarian papa acknowledges nearing his finale

Nirvana awaits dada dear
thine paternal parent,
who helped sire yours truly,
a widower...

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Bubeleh bride ballooned...

Bubeleh bride ballooned into behemoth

Fifty nine inch tall wife
once willowy wisp
postmenopausal galloping gourmandiser
...

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Breadwinner

Breadwinner

For many years , you were our family's breadwinner.
Your money paid for our breakfasts, lunches and...

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Questions

To secure the heart from pain , too make a moment right !
The shadows that live in our life’s...

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TWO YEARS AGO

Two years ago the family went into their flat
Nothing remarkable or inspiring about that
The...