No new material Just regurgitated shit It leaves a taste in your throat Like...
“Grandma I can’t go out to see my friends today we are not allowed to play” So I sit typing back to...
There is a very fine line between I cannot and I can Ask anyone who’s asked to isolate If...
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Isolation may be ever so lonely as one turns on the television sat with yours truly only but...
“Cock-a-doodle-do I feel sorry for you as I know of your plight that has made you so blue As I sit...
While people squabble over who is winning a certain war by what means necessary, whatever it may be, nobody...
If anyone can rid this nightmare I believe Boris Johnson can It is not his fault we are...
I am amidst an enclosed tunnel but I can see a light at the end of the funnel So as I cringe...
“Twit twoo” I looked around as I heard a familiar sound and there right infront of me...
Our amazing Angels in uniforms white, red, green and blue working long hours with too much to do...
As I sit each and every evening my eyes and ears glued to my television I am so proud to be British...
Hello my angels I hope you are doing well and keeping busy if you need resources look me up...
So they stocked up their freezers with vegetables and meat from the local green grocers and the...
But the birds are still fluttering by as the Cockerel crows their “Cock-a-doodle-do” cry ...
Hello to the Man in the Mirror, I see you everyday but I never saw you at all, You do not...
There were Two Farmers and they were in the midst of a drought...
No weather forecast was sharing...
For several years I have tried to tell you my friends, to be prepared...
I was off on my timing...