Christmas

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Cheap Christmas Presents

I gave my daughter $10,000 for Christmas and she gave me a hammer and a box of nails.
I tried to...

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Christmas Eve

The tree is up and the baubles are hung
That festive time of year has begun.
The children are...

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How The Grinch Didn't...

How The Grinch Didn't Steal Christmas

Last year, the Grinch stole the presents and my Christmas tree.
This year I'm making that green...

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~ Christmas Spirit ~

~ Christmas Spirit ~

In the glowing waters of Christmas joy
I happily bathe in the delight
My fellow beings of...

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Krampus

Krampus

Beware little one, please abide
Don’t stray to Darkside
Darkling Krampus hexes
Impish...

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The Death of Chad Sheets

The Death of Chad Sheets

When I learned about his death, it was hard to believe.
An actor died twenty years ago today on...

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Christmas Eve ??

Christmas Eve ??

Christmas Eve??

Twas the night before Christmas
Church bells were a-ringing
Choirs of...

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Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

I wrote it to the love of Christmas
Not to the critique of the season
People hat achievements...

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FIRE IN THE HOLE

FIRE IN THE HOLE
The old veteran,
With his cheap suit and dulled war medals
Sat...

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Santa Went To Jail

Santa Went To Jail

Most children want toys for Christmas but I wanted revenge.
Santa put me on his naughty list and...

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All We Want For Christmas...

All We Want For Christmas Is You

Inspired by Mariah Carey’s beautiful song β€œAll I Want For Christmas Is You”
Photo is of Nico and...

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The Story of Santa (for the...

The Story of Santa (for the children)

Now's the time of year for us all to enjoy family and share our fondest love. What follows is a light-...

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Tis the most magical time...

Tis the most magical time of the year?

Anticipation Santas on his way here
Everyone is gaining festive cheer
This surely is the...

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Sandy Claus

Sandy Claus
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Christmas gone by

Christmas gone by

An old-fashioned Christmas When Carol singers came to your door.
Hot chestnuts for sale.
And...

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Dead on Christmas Eve

Dead on Christmas Eve

A man neglected to put new batteries in his smoke alarm.
If he had replaced the batteries, he and...

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Santa's Awful Present

Santa's Awful Present

Santa's elves told him that I'm a fan of Doctor Who.
But they were talking about the classic show,...