Christmas

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CHRISTMAS EXCITEMENT

CHRISTMAS EXCITEMENT

Theres paper everywhere from the table to the floor ,
Tags are being written while xmas cards come...

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I'm Not Santa Claus

I'm Not Santa Claus

I get really upset and frustrated this time of the year.
Children think I'm Santa Claus with eight...

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CHRISTMAS WISHES

CHRISTMAS WISHES

I love the smells of Christmas
The earthy scent of pine
Christmas cookies, apple cider...

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CHRISTMAS COFFEE

CHRISTMAS COFFEE

Its cold outside,
And the wind is,
Blowing and the,
Snow is falling,
Inside...

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Oh yes we are ??

Today we are going to the pantomime
For festive fun Oh yes we are
Alot of us boarding a bus...

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I Won't Be Home For...

I Won't Be Home For Christmas

I won't be home for Christmas even though I tried.
I won't be home because my parole was denied....

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THAT C WORD

THAT C WORD

That C word happens every year
People get drunk on wine and beer
Eating plenty and stuffing...

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Yule

Yule

It’s in the wood..
In the braken and teasle underfoot..
Humming as a bug..around the festive...

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Permanently on Santa's...

Permanently on Santa's Naughty List

Something happened and my son is pissed.
He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list.
But...

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THE FIRST SANTA CLAUS VISIT

THE FIRST SANTA CLAUS VISIT

I'm taking the kids to meet Santa Claus today
There is excitement in the household I really must...

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Christmas Night

The ornaments sparkle
In the Christmas trees light
Same as the snow
On this bright...

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Reap what you sow❤️

Reap what you sow❤️

Christmas is almost here
Hopefully making your heart so glad
But for whatever reason we must...

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So much to do, so little...

Endless queuing in stores
Shopping till you drop
Almost ticked off all your present list...

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Santa Claus?

Santa Claus?

Less than two weeks to go
I bet he isn’t ready
Mrs Claus & all his helpers
Will...

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Class one nativity ?


Little ones all scuttle out
Nervously in a row
They’ve had many a rehearsal
So...

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Christmassy treasures ?

Only me & my little old Christmas tree
In the middle of the night
I don’t need no...

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JUST ANOTHER 25th !

JUST ANOTHER 25th !

They say it comes... Once a year...
So why do we suffer... Three months of Xmas fear...
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