Communication

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A Want To Be Poet

I longed to be able to write about life in a poetic style
However my poetic ambition lay dormant all...

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IF ANIMALS COULD TALK

IF ANIMALS COULD TALK

If animals could talk what would they say?
Something like I don't fancy a walk today
Or...

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I Wait With Bated Breath...

I Wait With Bated Breath...

(slack jaw froze mine countenance
when eyes blinded with figurative
daggers asper mistakes in...

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Got Any Ideas For A Poem?

Got Any Ideas For A Poem?

Ha! That catch phrase
(kid ding lee writ)
hoop fully goat yar attention
truth be told...

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Language

Language is a funny thing,
Facts and figures for one for another a poem.
Language expressed...

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Homeward James: by Bill

Homeward James: by Bill

For the king hath arisen
nsync with royal couture
decked out and bedizened
to the...

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Please Quietly Build Me A...

Please Quietly Build Me A Flibbertigibbet

(alternately titled:
this stoned temple pilot ready for Styx)

I hate tubby a nuisance...

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Anemic Checking Account

Anemic Checking Account

This Citizen Banker
safely in his compound doth attest,
sans donning his typical
...

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WORDS AND SKIN ORGASM&...

Dusty, hollow, blinded
these words in disguise
blindfolded
lessons taught in the fist...

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HAPPY TERRORISTS

HAPPY TERRORISTS

Hello Ben...

Hello Tom...

Aren't you happy to be here Tom?

Where Ben?

Alive...

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WHATEVER TREVOR

WHATEVER TREVOR

He told many stories that didn't ring true
If you believe them that's up to you
He was known...

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You Made Me Feel Life'...

You Made Me Feel Life's Freeze (Iambic Pentameter)

Each butterfly’s wings tiredly come to rest,
while staying closed, its wings pulsate, repeat,...

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Standing on the edge

Look at all these people,
wandering around.
Half the time all they do
is stare down at...

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A poem

A poem

A poem a day my mental health doctor would say,
Keeps the mind healthy, fresh and young
By...

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Stop Kvetching Kookamunga!

Stop Kvetching Kookamunga!

I. e., this unfortunate
mere erred reflection,
aye re: zine
(pronounced Syne),
...

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Computer

My heart pounds
My ears drum
I want a holiday
But no one does glossy magazines...

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Our Love

Our Love

Our love

This love,
may not be read by people,
in the history books,
...