I owe money to a man named Robert G. Durant. I want to pay him the money I owe but I can't. ...
The Kool-Aid Man isn't cool at all, he's actually a thug. He's a low life scum bag who poisons...
Legal Citizens on welfare are barely getting by...
​​​​​​There's discussion of how deep in debt we...
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When we look to see all of the Government's assets...
Land, Jets, Homes, and everything else we own...
Look into my eyes the hypnotist said to me I did as I was told but could no longer see He...
Ninja of the mist I might be big but if I catch you up your pissed, how many time have I been them sides...
I woke up at 10:30 like I always do, rub my eyes,comb my hair and put on my shoes i come down stairs and I...
One day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw. He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law...
News of the liquor store robbery travelled faster than gossip. That's the first time I heard of an...
Murder was the cause of death, The detective said today, The victim met with cold revenge,...
"If people don't understand my actions, if they don't accept that what I do is the right thing to do....
Let me tell you about Barney Rubble. He's a criminal who is in big trouble. Barney lost his...
Miller the killer is wanted by the FBI If he is caught then there will be a national outcry ...
I called the police station but there were no cops. Every single police officer was at doughnut...
Left Discarded along side a country road Where the Silos stand a whisper...
Robert Mueller is on the trail, of a very woeful man; He has the evidence to convict him, and...
Imagine that you are a scientist and You just created a...