Crime

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The Colossal Titan

The Colossal Titan

"If people don't understand my actions, if they don't accept that what I do is the right thing to do....

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Barney Rubble Is In Trouble

Barney Rubble Is In Trouble

Let me tell you about Barney Rubble.
He's a criminal who is in big trouble.
Barney lost his...

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MILLER THE KILLER

MILLER THE KILLER

Miller the killer is wanted by the FBI
If he is caught then there will be a national outcry
...

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Why People Shouldn't...

Why People Shouldn't Call Police Stations

I called the police station but there were no cops.
Every single police officer was at doughnut...

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The Silos

The Silos

Left Discarded
along side
a country road
Where the
Silos stand
a whisper...

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The Scent Of A “Woeman”

The Scent Of A “Woeman”

Robert Mueller is on the trail, of a very woeful man;
He has the evidence to convict him, and...

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Homicide

Homicide

Imagine
that you
are a
scientist
and You
just
created
a...

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THE MAN WITH SHIFTY EYES

THE MAN WITH SHIFTY EYES

The man with shifty eyes went past me today
Going about his business I didn't get in the way...

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Not consent

What I choose to wear is not me asking for it it’s only me wanting to show my confidence
My...

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Start Digging

Start Digging

You tempted Fate
By Crossing
the Line

Start Digging!

Innocence was Robbed...

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Down Time ....

Down Time.

Duty done.
More settled,
By the law of our guns.

Now , Its out of...

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Stolen PlayStation 4

Stolen PlayStation 4

How can you enjoy playing that PlayStation 4?
You stole it from Best Buy, it's not yours.
...

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High Tops

High Tops

Laced up high tops
with strings strung tight,
blood stains in the blue
from another...

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Wearing All White

Wearing All White

He is a good looking
Young Man
Stands 6ft 6 inches
No fat seen
Has a Greek God...

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A COSMO'S REDRUM

A COSMO'S REDRUM

Redrum

Could be heard
Last evening
on the pages
of Cosmo

Much to...

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Born Soulless

Born Soulless

Yesterday
teens
entered a
store
Started eating
food
without...