Crime

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Robert G. Durant

Robert G. Durant

I owe money to a man named Robert G. Durant.
I want to pay him the money I owe but I can't.
...

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Kool-Aid Criminal

Kool-Aid Criminal

The Kool-Aid Man isn't cool at all, he's actually a thug.
He's a low life scum bag who poisons...

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CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS

 CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS

Legal Citizens on welfare are barely getting by...

​​​​​​There's discussion of how deep in debt we...

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NATIONAL DEFICIT LEGAL SCAM!

NATIONAL DEFICIT LEGAL SCAM!

When we look to see all of the Government's assets...

Land, Jets, Homes, and everything else we own...

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A VISIT TO THE HYPNOTIST

A VISIT TO THE HYPNOTIST

Look into my eyes the hypnotist said to me
I did as I was told but could no longer see
He...

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Drilling

Drilling

Ninja of the mist I might be big but if I catch you up your pissed, how many time have I been them sides...

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A normal day

I woke up at 10:30 like I always do, rub my eyes,comb my hair and put on my shoes i come down stairs and I...

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Andy Taylor and Barney Fife...

Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become Criminals

One day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw.
He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law...

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Murder

Murder

Murder was the cause of death,
The detective said today,
The victim met with cold revenge,...

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The Colossal Titan

The Colossal Titan

"If people don't understand my actions, if they don't accept that what I do is the right thing to do....

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Barney Rubble Is In Trouble

Barney Rubble Is In Trouble

Let me tell you about Barney Rubble.
He's a criminal who is in big trouble.
Barney lost his...

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MILLER THE KILLER

MILLER THE KILLER

Miller the killer is wanted by the FBI
If he is caught then there will be a national outcry
...

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Why People Shouldn't...

Why People Shouldn't Call Police Stations

I called the police station but there were no cops.
Every single police officer was at doughnut...

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The Silos

The Silos

Left Discarded
along side
a country road
Where the
Silos stand
a whisper...

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The Scent Of A “Woeman”

The Scent Of A “Woeman”

Robert Mueller is on the trail, of a very woeful man;
He has the evidence to convict him, and...

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Homicide

Homicide

Imagine
that you
are a
scientist
and You
just
created
a...