Crime

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Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

Trump has hired a new Attorney, Rudy Giuliani is his name;
When it comes to fact or fiction, their...

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It IS FUNNY HOW IT WORKS

It IS FUNNY HOW IT WORKS

You Know I don't think
I am a bad looking
guy
I am just no
George Clooney...

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LADY WHITE

She's the candy man in the heat of the night,the flashing dude called lady white .A fine white power as...

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WAY TO GO PHILLY!

WAY TO GO PHILLY!

Mayor of Philadelphia does a happy dance because, he won to become a sanctuary city for illegal immigrants...

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SOCIETY'S VIEW

SOCIETY'S VIEW

Growing is the greatest thing I've done, and when you're up against so many things, you only grow stronger...

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FAMILY TRADITION

FAMILY TRADITION

Being in Here
Follows the Family Profession
I Have always lived without fear
Even Post...

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He Lives Next Door

He Lives Next Door

He Lives Next Door
Has a beautiful Home
Expensive Car
Works For Some
Big IT...

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I'm Pretty Much Fucked

I'm Pretty Much Fucked

I'm Pretty Much Fucked
Was the first
thoughts that
came to my
mind
When...

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The Confession

The Confession

It came
Out of no
where

Questions
were asked
Questions
were...

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Misery

Misery
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Repentance

When a man murdered three innocent people, he got life without parole.
After he was locked up,...

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Vigilante Cop

A vigilante cop ended crime no matter what it took.
He produced phony evidence to put away the...

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Time Behind Bars The...

Time Behind Bars The Uncensored Version

Daddy's Away
Yet every other Saturday
I get to visit him
He always shows
Up in...

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GHOSTLY GIBBIT --- HUNG...

A story within a story
so to begin

Drift with me through the 1690s
past the thin...

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The botch-it mechanic

The botch-it mechanic sits in his garage
on an oil-stained swivel chair
surrounded by Haynes...

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Das Furer Trumpeting...

Das Furer Trumpeting Totalitarian Triumph

Call me a pacifist activist deploring insanity of war,
never a Fitbit moon-unit soldier of military...

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Doctor Claw

Doctor Claw

I'm a criminal and my name is Doctor Claw.
I'm very mean and I've broken every law.
Most...