Drinking

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The Bar In Heaven

The Bar In Heaven

Everything was open, no plastic screens, hooray,
no track and trace, no table service anyway,...

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unincredible...

unincredible...

I am unincredible, in every way
Unincredible, that's what they all say
They snicker and...

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PUT THE GAVEL AWAY JUDGE

PUT THE GAVEL AWAY JUDGE

Makes sense why people want him for President...

He says yes when others say no...

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A TEABAG'S LIFE


Was kept in a box with friends of mine
Now I'm fearing that it's the end of the line
...

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The sozzled sailor 🀣

The sozzled sailor 🀣

What can we do with the drunken sailor? lock him in a cell like a lifelong jailer..or send him to a rehab...

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Tears of Stone

Tears of Stone

Melting ice in a whiskey glass,
Oscillated rings slowly pass.
Maddening silence, impending...

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Cuppa!

Cuppa!

I come from England, so you see
I really love my cup of tea.
No matter what disasters fall...

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The Lowlife

The Lowlife

Loser peruser palookas
Accused of
Dozing dopers hungover Succumb to
Failures jailed...

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A DRINK OR TWO LAST NIGHT

It was five o'clock in the morning he rose from his slumber
Last night's drinking he certainly...

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A bird on her hat

A bird on her hat

Eeh her feather, furry fascinator looks so absurd
Why on earth would you wear a one with the wings...

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Drinks.

Drinks.

Unusual interaction.
Practise making pleasantries as you wade to and from the bar. Returning with...

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Killed Dead (pt. 2)

The Catalyst Found

Killed Dead (pt. 2)

The night is neon and I'm going through the motions
as I'm going through emotions,
I'm...

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Prohibition In The USA

Prohibition In The USA

Prohibition began one hundred years ago in the USA.
People had their right to drink booze taken away...

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DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!

DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!

Concentration is so easily distracted, when one ends up staring into space, it’s that feeling of β€œEeh have...

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Zoned Out

High on life

I've never needed drugs

for my eyes to glaze over

and my mind to wander...

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β€œAs you make your own bed...

β€œAs you make your own bed you lie in it”

Desperately unhappy but with no where to hide, sick of her life.. as a Mother and a wife..fedup of not...