Fantasy

IT DOES HELP TOO
HAVE EYES ON YA ARSE!
& WHEN YA TAIL
BECOMES YA NOSE !
AT...

I,M THE BIGGEST DOLL
IN THE TOY BOX !
I WEAR HIGH HEELS !
NOT FLATS & SOX!
...

WOULD YOU CARE TOO
TAKE A SEAT !
LIFT UP THE CUSHION !
& GIVE ME YOUR MEAT!...

IN MY DREAMS
I,M SUSPENDED IN PARADISE!
WITH MY LOVER RIGHT
BY MY SIDE!
WE LAY...

THEY PUT MC-DONALDS IN THE OCEAN !
& POUNDS ON MY FIN !
& I,VE GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT...

LOOK DEEP INSIDE . WHATS BEHIND
THE BLUE EYES. OF MY PUSSY
& WHAT THEY ARE TELLING YOU...

Pinocchio was a puppet made from a simple piece of firewood. The wood talked and so he was carved into a...

" WHAT DO YA MEAN!"
PETER PALMER....
" TALK TO THE HAND?!"
" I COULD PUNCH YOUR...

And from the heavens twinkling like the stars
her love is as endless as the sand of paradise beach...

" WHY HUNNY
I KNOW YOUR
A WONDERFUL PIANIST"!
BUT. STOP TINKLING
THEM IVORIES....

To love me, to need me, to touch me, to have me, to loathe me

Stop pretending, and just take me!...

HOLY SHIT POOH!
WHAT WAS IN
THAT HUNNY !?!?
I JUST LOVE
EVERY-ONE &
...

AUDREY..THE STRAWBERRY
& CLAIRE.. THE PEAR!
GOT THE SHOCK OF
THEIR LIVES
...