Fiction

My wife died and I was the only parent that my son had.
But he decided to get me in trouble because...

My old pal put the fiend in friend.
He caused our friendship to end.
He took my car without...

When it came to the 2016 Presidential nominations, they were rigged.
Trump and Clinton's nominations...

When I went to Walmart, a man bought the last Nintendo Switch.
I was angry and I decided to steal it...

I tortured a man and it gave me pleasure to hear him holler and squeal.
He sounded just like a pig...

Some people call my cousin stupid and others call him mentally ill.
He counterfeited money but he...

When it comes to my neighbor, I usually have a fit.
He irritates the hell out of me and he's a...

A man's birthday only comes around once a year.
You wanted revenge because I drank your last beer....

(Inspired by 'The Golden Goose' fairytale.)

I have a story about why my ex-girlfriend sucks....

Into the depth of the Mirkwood forests.
The ancient and majestic trees so thick no sun can shine...

above
the light
of galaxies

I spread my wings

communing

with angelic...

Last week while I slept, my damn neighbor decided to rob me.
He stole my car which was an identical...

Dear September,
This letter is long overdue.
Our love is now a mere ember,
But I admit...

My late friend and I would discuss our wives breasts and he'd get mad enough to kill.
I would always...

My eight year old son was sick and I'm falling apart.
My eight year old died and it has broken my...

My new wife is even more special than I could believe.
Because of my situation, many women would...