Fiction

Will you come sing this song with me the happy song of death?
We’ll sing it till the morning shine...

They said it couldn't be done, they said that my chances were slim.
I stole a Police Car from two...

Each velvet drip
Every warming sip
Time slips torturously by...

Incarcerated...

Back in the nineties, a video game was made that was called 'Mario is Missing'.
But the game was...

When you were eighteen, your dad kicked you out when you robbed a store.
You would continually get...

It was Halloween night but I had no candy.
But I did have an air rifle and it came in handy.
...

Sometimes working at GameStop is good but other times, it sucks.
Last week a woman tried to buy an...

Until last month, I had a sixty year old pen pal.
She turned out to be a liar and a not so nice gal...

I have a story to tell but it's pretty dark.
I get in a lot of trouble with my loan shark.
He...

When my son asked me to buy him the new Call of doody, I said no.
I had to ground him because of the...

When I was alive, I was a big fan of the Indiana Jones films but that was a mistake.
When it came to...

One of my neighbors said something that was as stupid as can be.
It was the dumbest thing I've ever...

I got in big trouble one day when I went to the mall to shop.
I beat the crap out of one of the...

I saw a man crying when he bought two shopping carts full of groceries.
The man had to pay about...

When I say Zombies ate my neighbors, I'm not talking about a video game.
Zombies ate my neighbors...

I'm getting sick of the people who come to my store to shop.
They come here and try to steal and I...