Fiction

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Why I Had To Pay On...

Caution: This poem contains strong language and may be...

My wife became furious because I forgot to buy her some candy and flowers.
The bitch tried to...

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Nursery truth!!

Nursery truth!!


Note:- This poem is rude & may imply naughty themes, not for kids!!

Ring a ring of...

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Registered Sex Offender

The story I'm going to tell is something that isn't good.
A registered sex offender moved to my...

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$hopping $pree

$hopping $pree

I hate to say I told you so but you wouldn't listen to me.
And your so called girlfriend went on a...

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If I Can't Have Her,...

If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can

My fiance was going to leave me for another man.
So I told her that if I can't have her, nobody can...

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Winner and Loser

Winner and Loser

It was the worst thing that ever happened to me.
My life went straight to Hell because of the...

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My Family Goes Hog Wild...

When I said that Hillary Clinton sucks, my daughter punched me in the head.
I cut a hickory switch...

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The Power Of A Zagnut

The Power Of A Zagnut

I'm sitting in a cell because I kicked a man's sorry butt.
I beat the crap out of him because he...

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My Star Wars Action Figures

My Star Wars Action Figures

When I built a time machine, I traveled back to 1977 and gave my younger self a hard smack.
When I...

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My Hairy Ass

Because of my upbringing and education, I'm a man who has substance and class.
But nobody will...

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My Wife Isn't Pregnant

My Wife looks like she's pregnant but she's just fat.
People have been congratulating her and she...

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What I Got For Christmas

When I asked my wife what I was getting for Christmas, she kicked me in the balls.
That wasn't what...

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WHERE IS PADDINGTON BEAR ?

I arrived at Paddington just before ten
It was nice to visit this place once again
Why then...

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A Family Who Won't...

A man has cancer and has been given only six months to live.
Years ago, he did a man wrong and the...

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Following Women Around The...

Following Women Around The Grocery Store

Let me tell you about an experience that wasn't great.
I would follow women around the grocery store...

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Will You Come Sing This...

Will You Come Sing This Song With Me?

Will you come sing this song with me the happy song of death?
We’ll sing it till the morning shine...