Poem -

Nursery truth!!

Nursery truth!!


Note:- This poem is rude & may imply naughty themes, not for kids!! 

Ring a ring of roses 
A pocket full of shite, 
Nibble nipples, squeezes those tits
Blow jobs & one love bite, 
The poem about humpty dumpty 
How he fell off the bloody wall, 
And how he smashed himself to fxcking bits
Just left him with one arm & one ball, 
Little boy peep & her sheep
You remember how it used to go, 
The truth was she was shagging
On the hill with farmer flo, 
Mary had a little boy
Was Mary a over dressed tart, 
Yes she screwed Tom thumb
And left, which broke his heart, 
All the Kings & Queens horses
And at the meeting without a slight cough, 
Decided to teach them all a lesson 
And axed all the poor fellows cocks off!! 

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