When my friend and I finally got chicks, they decided to leave us. My friend's name is Butt-Head and...
When I died, I arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learned. Satan is using a new...
Pinky and Perky were a pair of pink pigs One played the fiddle as the other danced the jigs ...
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"Something planned or something casual?, something small, sinister and lethal, something...
While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed. I accidentally ran over that talking...
I'm furious and I had a falling out with my father and mother. I'm angry because they can't keep...
It was 1981 and the arcade owner started to shout. He was furious and he told me to get the f*** out...
You may find it to be amusing but I don't think it's one bit funny. I have a twenty year old son who...
I've been playing video games since 1981. I've played them so much because they're fun. They...
I didn't die when I was struck by lightning but it was a terrible fright. The bolt of lightning...
I dumped my girlfriend when I learned I was being used. She decided to get revenge, I was falsely...
He was an inventor and he had good intentions. But many people died because of his invention....
People call me stupid because I believe the earth is flat. They laugh and call me an idiot because I...
When we went hunting, I accidentally shot you in the butt. And you aimed your rifle at my crotch and...
My wife and I wanted to take a cruise but we couldn't afford to pay. So we decided to hide on a ship...
Millions will panic and they won't know what to do. America is about to experience a Great...
”Hush,” he said ”Or I’ll leave you for dead.” Bound and gagged, blood dripped from her...