Fiction

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Beavis and Butt-Head: The Poem

Inspired by the hit cartoon that was created by Mike Judge.

Beavis and Butt-Head: The Poem

When my friend and I finally got chicks, they decided to leave us.
My friend's name is Butt-Head and...

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Hell's New Torment

Hell's New Torment

When I died, I arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learned.
Satan is using a new...

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Pinky and Perky

Pinky and Perky

Pinky and Perky were a pair of pink pigs
One played the fiddle as the other danced the jigs
...

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I Killed Mister Ed

I Killed Mister Ed

While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed.
I accidentally ran over that talking...

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Taking Care Of Seventeen Kids

Taking Care Of Seventeen Kids

I'm furious and I had a falling out with my father and mother.
I'm angry because they can't keep...

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Get The F*** Out

Get The F*** Out

It was 1981 and the arcade owner started to shout.
He was furious and he told me to get the f*** out...

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The Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny

You may find it to be amusing but I don't think it's one bit funny.
I have a twenty year old son who...

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Ultimatum

The only true thing about this poem is that I've been...

Ultimatum

I've been playing video games since 1981.
I've played them so much because they're fun.
They...

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Second Sight Is Real

Second Sight Is Real

I didn't die when I was struck by lightning but it was a terrible fright.
The bolt of lightning...

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Bitch and Two-Faced Liar

Bitch and Two-Faced Liar

I dumped my girlfriend when I learned I was being used.
She decided to get revenge, I was falsely...

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The Robot That Went Haywire

He was an inventor and he had good intentions.
But many people died because of his invention....

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I Believe The Earth Is Flat

I Believe The Earth Is Flat

People call me stupid because I believe the earth is flat.
They laugh and call me an idiot because I...

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One Good Turn Deserves...

When we went hunting, I accidentally shot you in the butt.
And you aimed your rifle at my crotch and...

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The Evil Captain and The...

Caution: This poem is dark and may be unsuitable for children.

The Evil Captain and The Stow AWays

My wife and I wanted to take a cruise but we couldn't afford to pay.
So we decided to hide on a ship...

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Great Depression II

This is a fictional poem.

Great Depression II

Millions will panic and they won't know what to do.
America is about to experience a Great...

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”Hush”

”Hush”

”Hush,” he said
”Or I’ll leave you for dead.”
Bound and gagged,
blood dripped from her...