I tied a sausage to my leg and for a short time my ex-girlfriend was fooled. But she dumped me flat...
When everything has been said and done. You are not good enough for my son. You've been with...
When I was a boy, my brother put a weed eater down my pants. My new wife demanded that I get her...
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She is Daisy Duke and her cousins went too far. Bo and Luke accidentally destroyed her yellow car....
It's dark, it's goopy. It makes lots of fun I shake it and stir it until it's done....
My ex-wife loved to argue, complain and nag. She hated The Dukes of Hazzard because of the flag....
My wife and I both worked at a video game store. They closed and we're not working there anymore....
My uncle died many years ago and he won't be coming back. A cruel joke was played on him and he died...
A jerk thought he was being smart when he stole my Ford truck. But he didn't know that it had no...
I shouldn't have given my son a choice when I bought him a car. He could've chosen something cheaper...
Even though I'm only twenty-seven years old, my hair has turned gray. I was beaten by a boxer who...
When people say that smoking stunts a person's growth, it's true. I've smoked for thirty-seven years...
People ganged up on me and I didn't stand a chance. It was because when I watched The Dukes of...
When my girlfriend and I went to a restaurant, Elaine Benes started harassing her. When she saw my...
Some call him a bastard and others call him a cunt. But everybody hates that dog that's on Duck Hunt...
I'm angry because of a gift that I received on my birthday. My friend bought me "Batman and Robin"...
It was one of the dumbest things that I've ever seen. My stupid daughter put a screen door on my...