Fiction

None of Ben Cartwright's sons will date my daughter.
Staying away from those boys is what I've...

A damn hawk swooped down and swiped my baby.
He flew away with my son and I don't mean maybe....

Used car salesmen make good Congressmen because they're both crooks.
I own a used car lot and if you...

I need to warn you about something you shouldn't do.
If you watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, it...

I have learned that Adolf Hitler has survived.
He's in suspended animation and will be revived....

I want to share a story of mine.
It's about how to never have to wait in lines.
If you listen...

People query me occasionally
(not really as I have no peeps)
if my content poetry
...

I lost my wiener because my ex-wife cut off my log.
And the doctor had to replace my dick with a dog...

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house.
Santa stole all of my stuff and he ran...

I was nearly killed and I'm damn lucky to be alive.
This Christmas my son won't get a Playstation 5...

When it comes to Doctor Frankenstein and I, people certainly don't admire us.
When Frankenstein...

My wife thought she could keep me under her thumb.
She thought she would be my boss but she is...

I learned that Arthur Fonzerelli was actually a wimp.
I beat him senseless and he started walking...

On Lily of the Valley land just beside the forget me nots there are three magic mushrooms, scarlet red...