Funny

Starting week, with an empty cup of joy

Weekend hangover attached with that,

Avoid...

My teenage son decided to steal my credit card.
I put him over my knee and spanked him hard.
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Life has ridden rough-shod over me

I'm down for the count begging for mercy !

How can so...

Wooden

four corners

me in middle

one moves in

from rear

one moves...

You are the sunshine and the rain

You are the happiness and the pain

No one can foretell...

Something is happening that is beyond belief.
Cosmo Kramer has become a coffee table thief.
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She forgot who I was

She didn’t know me anymore

Looking puzzled she shook her head

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I’ve got a dog I named ‘Eat & Shit’
Would you care to guess as to why I named it?

Bad...

I used to be a bully who had really bad manners.
I learned that it's a bad idea to beat up David...

People laugh and make fun of me because I wear a coonskin cap.
But they'll stop laughing because I'm...

The saint and the sinner met one day

To hear what the other had to say,

The saint said,...

Nut-cracked snails and a road-killed goose,
go very well with goats and beets.
It's Christmas...

I love my wife but she's the world's craziest driver.
She became famous once when she hit Maria...

At times sleeps a battle
Tossing and turning
But I'm finding peace
Everyday learning...

Is round a good shape?
Do blimps look awesome in the sky?
Balls to a kid may be fun
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Angry villagers put the Munsters to death.
I adopted their pet that has a fiery breath.
He is...