Funny

I am a hunter

Here's what I do

And here's why I hunt

With a cat that goes moo....

If I ever,
Listened to that voice
Coming from my better half,
I'd happen to disagree...

To pass the "Test of Time" is very tough

Half-way through you feel that's enough !

So many...

Looking at the balance of lifes account

I seem to be lacking a certain amount

However much...

one time me and my girlfriend was walking down the street and this guy said ..."hey looked ..its Beauty...

A man living in Tobago
but he was born in Trinidad
he loves his next door neighbor
...

How can someone draw a blank
Now that's a real poser
How d'ya know if it's new and improved...

My nose is a faucet and I'm a nozzle less sink
My wind pipes are dusty and I cough even after I...

The best feeling in the world is knowing that time was never wasted.

Words were truly real and...

Selfie

Today there's a new craze taking over
Women all over the world
They treasure...

A funny thing happened on my way to work
Was stopped by a down and out man
Asked if I could...

I come home from work
and See my girlfriend crying
She can’t get on face book
And...

I have face book on my smart phone
And get some notifications yesterday
I was driving down...

My girl friend wants to know
How much I love she
She wants me to explain to her
With...

You haven't paid your rent even though it's over due.
I'm going to get a new tenant after I get rid...

I've gone an hour without coffee

I think there's something wrong with me

Caffeine...